To my embarrassment and shame, I confess that I've seen the caveman movie where the female had nothing on the top. It was presented like it was no big deal as it was just the culture of the caveman era. No I don't believe in evolution, but do believe in the process of evolution. It appear that the cavemen movie was more a picture of the future.
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Whafuck?
You mean you saw her tits? Were they hairy?
You are going to hell...oh wait no, never mind you confessed. You are ok.
"To my embarrassment and shame, I confess that I've seen the caveman movie where the female had nothing on the top."
Heavens! I must go wash my eyes out with bleach now as just reading this has made me feel soooo dirty. I simply can't even imagine how you felt seeing *gasp* naked breasts!
"It was presented like it was no big deal as it was just the culture of the caveman era."
It's not just back then buddy. Where the hell have you been hiding?
"No I don't believe in evolution, but do believe in the process of evolution."
Well then, that clears that up. I think...
"It appear that the cavemen movie was more a picture of the future."
What the hell?
He's talking about "The Quest for Fire". It's a pretty standard movie in Ancient History classes up here in Canada.
Group A have fire, Group B see it made by during a storm and find a captive woman from Group A in the hands of Group C. They rescue her, and she leads them back to Group B, who give them the secret to making fire.
Either way, this person is a fucking clueless idiot.
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"No I don't believe in evolution, but do believe in the process of evolution."
What the hell does that mean?
The Quest for Fire is a great movie.
My first impression was that he was saying cavewomen literally didn't have anything on top -- ie, no breasts, but that they somehow evolved over time. What I thought I read makes just as much sense as that post.
So you saw "the caveman movie" and it offended you. Do you still have both your eyes? You do!!?? You're supposed to pluck them out, you know! And you haven't done that yet. Jesus commanded you to pluck your eyes out if a sight offends you and you have decided to disobey, even defy your own lord and saviour. Tsk, tsk, tsk.......
What, exactly, is the difference between "evolution" and "the process of evolution"? Splitting hairs again, are we?
The one with Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach?
It was a shit movie, but I love Ringo, so I watched the entire thing without complaining.
"To my embarrassment and shame, I confess that I've seen the caveman movie where the female had nothing on the top."
I feel your pain--that can be terribly traumatizing--but there's worse. In fact, not too long ago I looked down at my front and discovered...that I actually have boobs! Oh, the shame of it! The ignominy! The horror! I didn't know what to do. (They even jiggled . I shudder to think of it. Which makes it worse, of course.)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and flagellate myself with a cat-o'-nine-tails for having thought about it again.
"I don't believe in evolution, but do believe in the process of evolution"
That would mean you believe in Evolution, dumbass. And your going to hell for seeing that picture according to your church.
"I confess that I've seen the caveman movie where the female had nothing on the top."
That's nothing. Check out the "primitive man" section of the natural history museum.
Fundamentalists going to an actual museum, I crack myself up!
>"No I don't believe in evolution, but do believe in the process of evolution."
WHAT.
>"It was presented like it was no big deal as it was just the culture of the caveman era."
It probably wasn't any big deal. If everybody does it and they do it all the time, then the thrill eventually wears off and no one cares.
That said, I like my breasts. </awkward>
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