If you think (and you’d better) that your soul matters enough to Satan that he will bother to send you a tempter, just imagine the horde he dispatches to batter the president.
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Oh, yes - poor Donald. If he weren't such a good and upright man, the devil wouldn't have felt the need to buy his soul and run the orange idiot's legacy (such as it is) into the ground by making him look like an incompetent fool with access to launch-codes and an army of orangelets to post stupid shit like the OP.
The Donald sold his soul years ago. As did most of the men whispering in his ear. Rather than worry about the Devil corrupting your "President", realise you voted to elect a man who is already working for Satan himself (assuming he exists). NO good uncorrupted person would drink beer and laugh about the effective murder of 20 million people...
You mean the rich guy who's cheated people in business deals, cheated on his wives, peeked at naked teenage girls during a beauty pageant, constantly lies, has never gone to church, and has bragged about sexually assaulting women is now all of a sudden become a target for Satan?
I think his soul was for sale when he cheated on his first wife with his then-soon-to-be second wife. It was even more so when he did the same thing with his second and then-soon-to-be third wives. It was a done deal when he lusted after his daughter and harassed pageant participants. Now he's bringing the souls of his minions to Satan.
"Grab 'em by the pussy" is something only a man of Satan would say.
This empty threat doesn't scare me, considering I'm of the ginger persuasion & therefore have no soul. I do enjoy collecting the souls of good christian children though. They don't have any real market value, but damn are they fun to collect, much like my dvds or fancy pants Hot Toys/Sideshow figures. I don't display them; they're not fun to look at. I keep them stashed in a pickle jar in my spare room.
The only kind of batter I want President Evil to have any connection to is if he's being batter fried, or literally battered with a battering ram, not unlike Grond.
You know John, that's remarkably inefficient of Satan. Rather than waste all those perfectly good tempters trying to seduce a virtuous President, why not just pull strings so a corrupt one is elected?
Oh wait, that's exactly what happened. Carry on.
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