Many say,Where does it say Rapture in the Bible.Its everywhere in the Holy Bible,and one must use Supernatural Spiritual Eyes too See! Notice It Does not say Bible in the Bible,but Guess what the Bible is called,BIBLE.
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It's posts like this that get me to lean back in my chair, sip my coffee, and bask in the knowledge that yes, indeed, there are people much, much dumber than I am.
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Many say,Where does it say Rapture in the Bible.Its everywhere in the Holy Bible,and one must use Supernatural Spiritual Eyes too See! Notice It Does not say Bible in the Bible,but Guess what the Bible is called,BIBLE.
No, *slap*
In other words, a book that you claim is clear when understood literally has to be deciphered in order to get a doctrine that's not really there? Same with the trinity. It's all bullshit. And bible is the Greek word for books. So that's really pointless to point out. But it does show how fond fundy fucktards are of just making shit up.
“ Notice It Does not say Bible in the Bible,but Guess what the Bible is called,BIBLE.”
Yeah, that’s not even close to an analogy for the idea of the Rapture.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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