Heh. Well, I already asked: "if evolution is true why are there still monkeys?" I was raised in a fundamentalist cult and I was young and confused. Fortunately, I now understand how the question makes no sense.
Your ignorance, or denial, of biology is so great that you actually sport a simplified straw man of it, that is easily defeated by simple arguments, because it's not what biology discovered at all.
Even the basic vocabulary of science is replaced by similar words meaning something else in your narrative. A scientific theory is never "just a theory". It's a model that explains what was discovered and allows to make predictions, something that works and is useful to continue to improve the understanding. A scientific theory also never becomes a scientific law, that too is something else. Really, I suggest you go back to school.
But you may not want to learn, because Satan and all that. Well that too is false, fortunately. Those people want you to avoid higher education and it is for a reason, to keep you ignorant and to exploit you. And no, education is not communism, all democratic countries have it. This is only another false excuse. A fear mongering and segregation from the world argument, to keep you captive.
If you really knew, you'd really see this differently: "who is the father of deception?"
