Chuck #fundie dailymail.co.uk

Let's clear up one big misconception about Darwin. HE WAS NOT A SCIENTIST!!!! If you could resurrect him from the grave and give him a high school science test he could not pass it.

Charles Darwin formulated his theory a few months after graduating from Ministry School. He was trained to be a Christian Preacher and Pastor. See how the brilliant modern scientists have "evolved"? Would they believe a scientific theory formulated by a Christian Pastor in this day and age? I think not.

And the guy who conceived of the Geologic Column that these brilliant scientists use to date things was a LAWYER. He cooked up that little fairy tale about 1830 A.D.

"When your evidence no longer supports your theory it is time to rethink your theory".
Gil Grissom

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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