no...jazz is not mentioned in the Bible.
But fellowshipping with darkness is...
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Neither is this computer, antibiotics, cars.........and many other things that were not fashionable in the Bronze Age, in case you´re wondering.
Jazz? What is this, the fifties?
Hey, Miles Davis is only the Prince of Darkness, not actually darkness itself. Give the motherfucker a break, would ya?
Lots of things aren't mentioned in the Bible (and by 'things' I mean genres of music too). Christian rock, Independent Fundamentalist Baptist churches, Internet web sites devoted to spreading the contagion of Christ, etc. Is Mama Judy implying that jazz is evil?
Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever.
You are an asinine bitch. Actually, that might be a bit contradictory: I'm pretty sure you're not a cross between a donkey and dog. Then again, maybe you are.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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