1.) My uncle is not a monkey.
Correct. He'd be an ape by your logic though. Just because you don't like sharing a common ancestor with apes, doesn't mean it'll become any less true.
2.) Scientist can't answer "where did that come from" to the minimalist thing they can think of.
...what does this gibberish sentence even mean? I mean, fuck, "can't answer to the minimalist thing"? I've no idea what you're fucking trying to say here. Coherence seems to be a problem with creationists. You may be trying to ask where evolution came from, but it sounds like you're just trying to 'beg the question'.
3.) Humans created science, and evolution.
We created the scientific method to help us gain an understanding of the universe. Evolution is built on evidence gained through use of the scientific method. You don't fucking like it? Then throw out your computer and TV, and move out of your house and go live in the wilderness. Science is responsible for those too.
4.) I think if the world was billions of years old, we'd be a little bit more technologically advanced. My grandma didn't even have colored television, but look what we have now.
What? What the fuck? Okay, my Poe senses are tingling. Either that, or you're a total moron.
5.) The world in which we live in takes a genius, artist, supernatural being...not a rock that exploded.
Begging the question again... you guys haven't come up with any credible reason why the world needs an imaginary friend, so don't expect your equally stupid arguments to have any more merit.
