“To all of you Christian men out there, I'm so sad that my husband is playing this game.”
Okay, see, if MY wife felt this way about one of my games, she would say so..
But YOU aren’t really allowed to question your husband’s choices, are you?
“I want it out of my home.”
Well, you can pray for that to happen.
MY wife takes more direct action.
“I was in the kitchen and my baby was in the swing next to the tv when the F word was stated very loud, something we never say in our home.”
Meh. Can’t help you there.
I’m retired Navy and so is my M***** F****** wife.
“I also saw prostitutes beckoning to the character my husband was playing.”
Some games allow the player to make moral decisions, like whether or not to hire a prostitute, then whether to kill her or pay her.
Some are unavoidable, you must engage the prostitute in order to get the key or code or clue.
Pick one.
“And I was mortified to see the stabbing described in the review. I only wish I had found this website before my husband bought the game.”
Wishing? That’s like a prayer but for the pixies.
“I know if he had read it, he wouldn't have bought it.”
But now it’s too late for you to bitch, but you tell us… Huh.
“Don't put your wife through this stress.”
I’ll let my wife decide what stresses her. She’ll tell me. When we moved, she’s the one that sent in the change-of-address cards for my Playboy subscription.
“Choose something more edifying to do with your time.”
I don’t really feel a need to pick games that satisfy you.. Weird, that.
“And wives, pray for our husbands that they'll put Christ before themselves and that they sacrifice things like this to love their wives the way Christ loved the Church.”
You asked god for a better husband? How’s that working out?
