I'm not homophobic, but I don't think batty-boys should be allowed to bum each other. If they are gay then I think they should be celibate for their whole lives, they shouldn't be allowed to go round fudge packing other queers. It's just not right and it's unacceptable for society to have to deal with. Not only that but it spreads diseases such as HIV. Even Jesus condemned gay-lords...
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Pretty sure Jesus never condemned gay people. In fact, I remember one story where I'm pretty sure he helped a couple. The one about the centurion and his male "honored servant/slave" where a Roman centurion, a conqueror asked for Jesus, a Jewish Rabbi, i.e. the conquered, to heal his sick servant. If you look at it objectively, it's pretty obvious that this was more then just a servant or slave to him. wink wink nudge nudge.
>I don't think batty-boys should be allowed to bum each other
"I'm not homophobic, but "
...Freud was right about you lot.
I wonder whether this particular post is a poe. Having said that, if you look at folk like Bryan Fischer, Scott Lively, and Bradlee Dean, talking about homosexuality is the license fundies feel they need to talk dirty.
I'm not homophobic but then proceed to call them the following:
Batty boys
And that you think that they should be celibate for life, that it's not right that society should put up with them, and that anal sex should be illegal. Tell me, does that include women who love it up the arse too?
I think you like it. Thou doth protest a little too much mate ;)
"homosexual activity should be made illegal and then gays will have to refrain from bumming"
Well, it was illegal almost everywhere until the 20th century, so I guess "the gays" refrained until recently, right?
What is it with all these "I'm not homophobic" quotes, today?
Are these idiots aware of what "homophobic" means?
DEAR, MISTER BUJU BANTON WANNABEE;
If you rail against "batty boys bumming each other", then you're a homophobe.
What about the "batty boys" who don't "bum" each other?
What about the "non-batty" couples who do?
What about the "batty-girls"?
What about Batman, Flutterbat, an "Old Bat" and a baseball bat who have zilch to do with any of this?
May Dracula bonk you on the head with a Louisville Slugger!
But I thought ticktockclock was the one people had to ask for permission! Oh no, ANOTHER self-proclaimed arbiter of other people's lives - this is all very confusing. I'm really sorry your teacher assigned ALL of you to write an opinion piece on the topic of "I'm not homophobic, but...".
OK, gays, all of you back in the closet. These guys say that recess is over now!
"Even Jesus condemned gay-lords..."
Ah Dad stop telling that shit would ya? I'm eating here, go to Hell already. Huh? Oh Dads telling me about his night out at the Lavender disco, he's soooo embarrassing! What? I don't wanna talk about it now maybe after Ester.
"homosexual activity should be made illegal and then gays will have to refrain from bumming."
Yes, because no one ever does anything that's against the law; that's why we don't need prisons! Are you retarded? And then there's the "All of society should make illegal the things I personally dislike" gem.
It's hilarious how infantile and childish this idiot is.
Typical cowardly homophobe "im not homophobic and have nothing against gays but i think gays are subhuman perverted demons that deserve no human rights"
Its like homophobes think saying those 4 magic words (im not homophobic but) magically absolves them of any bigotry spouted afterwards...
"I'm not homophobic, but"
But you have the unreasonable fear that when two gay people perform certain acts it will destroy society and spread disease while if heteros were to perform the same acts, this is no problem.
Sounds like phobia to me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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