he theory of Evolution is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, or at least it's in my top 3. Darwin was a moron, a huge fucking moron, who I would assume got high off some shit he found on that little island he explored on for so long and made up this big story that man came from apes. That is so stupid you just wanna bring him back from the dead and smack him, numerous times over. I don't know about any of you, but I KNOW for a fact that I never came from no ape. My ancestors never came from no ape.
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And he later writes: <<God made man in his own image. So in evolutions theory, God was an ape...? I don't think so!!>>
<<how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.>>
Hey Goo with X's,
Yes, they did. Your ancestors WERE apes, so unless you claim to be a cat or have been born from an egg, quite a lot of your ancestors did come from apes viz. their own parents.
"My ancestors never came from no ape."
naaaaaw, you're just a little, angry, red-neck, hillbilly, retard, aren't you??
Living in Australia, i've never actually MET one before, but do you all look like Cletus? Gosh, i hope so!!
"Never came from no ape"
i KNOW for a fact that there isn't a god! (or in term's he'd understand "there aint no God")
Does this mean you'll believe me and stop being a moron?
no?
What makes you think we'll stop?
@Joztok:
> If this fundie \"is\" Christian, they're bagging out a Christian (Charles Darwin gave his life to the Lord on his death bed).
Please don't fall for the Lady Hope fabrication .
Darwin wasn't the only one thinking along those lines, stupid. Many others were making up the same story, Darwin was just the first to put it on paper, and formulate a theory. Since his time, the ToE has evolved a lot, and many things that he just predicted, we can now show evidence for.
It's worse than you think, X, you ARE an ape; a Great Ape, actually. Plus, it's not "coming from" any present-day animal, it's "sharing an ancestor" with a present-day animal; we are all just as evolved and top of the line. For now...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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