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Got a flat tire? It's Clinton's fault.
So...a teacher's personal political opinions (Which are not taught in the classroom, by the way, regardless of what the fundies keep screaming about. I know this for a fact, seeing as how I am a 30 year teaching veteran who has taught all over the country from rabid-liberal San Francisco to scary-conservative Red Bud, Illinois.) are a direct indicator of their worth and skill as an instructor?because they are a liberal. So much for "compassionate conservatism," eh?
(And as a side note, does anyone else find it odd that the conservative movement in the United States had to add the world "compassionate" to their description themselves? It's like how Boy George had to stick "Boy" on the front of his name just so you would know what is otherwise totally non-obvious. What does that say about them?)
Today's Scripture reading is from the Book of Tard: "Thou shalt not vote for Clinton. If any one among you voteth for Clinton, ye shall stone him with stones, that he die."
Wrong word, missed hyphenation, bad grammar. Unrelated factors with bad grammar. Vague claim, contradictory claim with bad grammar. Politically-biased idiocy with unnecessary capitalization and missing a comma.
{ makes you wonder why the twist. }
What was Chubby Checker thinking? Why, Chubby, WHY?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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