David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

Brother, I want high-powered sniper rifle on the battlefield, and if up close, a Thompson submachine gun to sweep the enemy lines! It is a shame that veteran soldiers know the value of having a great gun, whereas the average pastor has a lackadaisical attitude toward the Bible. Bless God, I'm going to continue to expose the inferior weapons being sold to the churches these days!!! You cannot defeat the Devil with a pea-shooter! Give me the sawed-off King James Bible shotgun!!!

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