im home skooled an i luv it i went to a christian skool an hated it i mean it jus wasnt me but i mean id rather b homeskooled. my doesnt teach me though bc i do dvds through abeka so i like so ..............
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The first reply to that post is even better:
Posted by LuLu
"pep you said that homeschooling is rare, not to be mean but, homeschool is not, rare every family in your church is homeschooled and i know TONS more remember homeschool is not at all like a child that bracks an arm and the parent trys to fix it."
You know, I initially thought this was a troll, but Bro. Randy-4-Teens is so obsessive about banning everyone who isn't 100% in line with his Brainwashing-4-Christ that this person's extended history on the site would indicate that they are, in fact, for real.
That's really fucking disturbing. I know blades of grass more intelligent than braindead4eva.
It's people like this that give people that have been home schooled a horrible name.
I have been home schooled (Distance education) from grade 9 to 12 (because I almost got booted from my middle school =(.
But the distance ed IS a school, all of my lessons, books, etc. are from the BC board of education and is the exact same curriculum used in schools. The assignments get sent in and marked by actual teachers.
These fundie home schoolers give the sane home schoolers a horrible name.
Apologies if this quote has already appeared on this site, but also in that thread, BR says: "I was taught secular humanism, and almost every other religion under the sun. However, Christ is not allowed in our public schools.
I was exposed to pornography, open sexual acts, drugs, alcohol, etc.
Fundamentalism was ridiculed by the staff of my high school.
I was taught, as a matter of fact, the lies of evolution in many classes - not just biology.
I was forced to read near pornographic 'novels' and study Greek mythology in literature classes
Etc, etc.
In short, I was exposed to everthing except Christ in my state run high school."
As an aside, why is Mrs. Debbie now listed as 'moosemuffin'? It sounds kind of... dirty.
Oh, another classic from Randy: [after saying that homeschooled kids have more accurate knowledge of history and science *choke*] "On the other hand, the standardized tests (both placement and end-of-grade) are constantly being 'dumbed-down' so as to allow those in the public schools to feel like they are succeding. In the real world, many end up becomming people who do not have the common sense to get out of a city which is below sea level and in the path of a catagory 5 hurricane (New Orleans)."
What does he have against New Orleans anyway?
As an aside, why is Mrs. Debbie now listed as 'moosemuffin'? It sounds kind of... dirty.
A møøse once bit my sister.
Dear gods of punctuation, it's not a troll.
That makes me very, very sad.
Isn't there some form of legal standard that homeschoolers have to follow? If so, isn't Randy's bunch obviously well below the mark?
In skool I lern worldie stuff but at home i lern wat mi parents want me 2 lern
A real homeschooler, or a troll who is so close, in some cases, to the truth that it isn't even funny?
Good. Stay there.
Makes me say that this is an actual American kid. Poor guy.
Canada>Murika (the dumb people, which outnumber s anyway)
i like the way you skip capitalization and punctuation thats pretty cool i think ill do it too oh wait there it is you put it at the end
tldr GB2 school .'!!,,..;.
Yeah, formal schools are hard, huh? They make you actually learn things, not just hang around and watch TV and play video games while you're supposed to be studying.
Confused?
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