The Economy is in for a rough ride because if people have no money they cannot buy.
A piece of bread could buy a bag of God. The poor in our Country have had their benefits cut and the Government lie in their false claims of what people actually receive.
If God suddenly decided to remove the food chain where would they be?
We are being undermined by the Government. As a believer God owns everything.
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The Economy is in for a rough ride because if people have no money they cannot buy.
The poor in our Country have had their benefits cut and the Government lie in their false claims of what people actually receive.
one party always trying to cut benefits for the poor and taxes for the rich. the other trying to fund social programs and increase the minimum wage.
are you Democrat or hypocrite?
A piece of bread could buy a bag of God.
either you mean that god look favorably on food donation, or that is the weirdest trade rate I saw. lets hope it's the former, for humanity sake.
If God suddenly decided to remove the food chain where would they be?
you mean destroy all the animals and edible plants? then everybody will starve.
>Grey Rook:
I wanted to say that!
"A piece of bread could buy a bag of God."
I would have thought God were more expensive. Where can I buy God? Do they have them in the supermarkets, or do I have to go to Church? Or is that offer even avaible here, since we only have filthy liberal false Christian churches in Germany? And when I have my bag of God, what do I do with it?
"As a believer God owns everything."
As a believer in which god?
*Jehovah and Allah start a shooting war over who owns Jerusalem*
Ok, I know these are sentences, and that some of them make sense individually, but how did they get stitched together in such a fashion? What happened here?
In other words, as best quoted from the Big Lebowski, "What in God's holy name are you blathering about?"
I am notifying the Nobel committee right now that they need to award the prize in Economics to Sassy for discovering that the reason economies are susceptible to rough rides is because, and I quote, "if people have no money, they cannot buy."
This is groundbreaking.
In Soviet Britain...:
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...God is owned by you .
Also, Food Banks. NEXT!
"The poor in our Country have had their benefits cut and the Government lie in their false claims of what people actually receive."
First of all, aren't your type the ones always complaining that the poor shouldn't get any help from the government? Second, citation please to support you claims other than the health care cuts orchestrated by Republicans by ending extended Medicaid coverage like in Kentucky.
"God is a Liberal!
God is a Democrat!
God wants you to vote Republican!
Never trust a man who puts his words
In the mouth of God
And says it's absolute truth
It's lies and it smells like death
It's all in a day's work ta I ingredients money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
If he wants to start a holy war?"
"God Thinks", Voltaire
Amazing how he always agrees with you.
If God suddenly decided to remove the food chain where would they be?
Without sausages, I guess?
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(Makes about as much sense as anything she wrote, and a literal interpretation is funnier anyway.)
"The Economy is in for a rough ride because if people have no money they cannot buy."
No way! Did you know that people die if they are killed? Also, water is wet!
I quote:
Let's examine a scenario. Let's say that for one reason or another you are prevented from worshiping God or praying to him and you are no longer able to read or study the Bible or attend any services or studies. While I do believe this will have a negative impact on you and society as a whole, will it destroy you? No, you will continue to exist, you will still have grocery stores, gas stations, law enforcement and military for protection, electricity, garbage pick-up, etc. But let's change the scenario a little bit and say that our government, for one reason or another, no longer exists. Without a government we lose our entire monetary system, we lose our law enforcement and military. Without a monetary system there is no more grocery stores, gas stations, power houses, etc. In short, you are completely on your own. Could you survive? Most could not and within a few short months a major portion of our population would be dead, Christians and non-Christians alike. Now, which “power and authority” is more influential on your life today?
A quote from 'An ancient view of God[:
Let's examine a scenario. Let's say that for one reason or another you are prevented from worshiping God or praying to him and you are no longer able to read or study the Bible or attend any services or studies. While I do believe this will have a negative impact on you and society as a whole, will it destroy you? No, you will continue to exist, you will still have grocery stores, gas stations, law enforcement and military for protection, electricity, garbage pick-up, etc. But let's change the scenario a little bit and say that our government, for one reason or another, no longer exists. Without a government we lose our entire monetary system, we lose our law enforcement and military. Without a monetary system there is no more grocery stores, gas stations, power houses, etc. In short, you are completely on your own. Could you survive? Most could not and within a few short months a major portion of our population would be dead, Christians and non-Christians alike. Now, which “power and authority” is more influential on your life today?
@solomongrundy
Those aren't comparable. More comparable would be the case in which God ceases to exist, in which case the whole population, not just the majority, would no longer be able to exist. Or, perhaps, you consider the case in which we are no longer allowed to worship the government: we'd be better off then.
"A piece of bread could buy a bag of God!"
In that case...:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2N_TVdrhTI
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...Sylvester Stallone is superior to your 'God', Sissy.
As I buy my Warburtons loaf today, I shall be superior to him too: as I own him. >:D
@|_, who worships the government?
And choose a better username for yourself, this one is hard to pronounce.
@|_, (aka #1980471)
"More comparable would be the case in which God ceases to exist"
Prove he exists in the first place. Oh, and exists in the way your religion describes him, at that.
"consider the case in which we are no longer allowed to worship the government"
Just call me 'today's Tom Sawyer'....my mind is not for rent to any God or government.
(I gotta love a band - Rush - who not only kicks ass musically, but who has so many lyrics that I can quote when it comes to discussions on topics like these! lol)
Confused?
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