HeLLo?!? Your saying the Bible is wrong? Adam was made from nothing. And Eve did form out of Adam's rib while he was sleeping. (God did it) A Fairy Tale. Heck no. Basically, your saying there that we are a fairy tale then.
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Well considering it does contradict itself, it is incomplete, and it leaves out certain facts, I'd say it's wrong.
Wait, I thought the Bible said Adam was made of dust . . .
*gets out Bible*
"And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul." -- Gen 2:7, KJV
Then again, there are two different accounts of creation in Genesis. Maybe he's looking at the other one.
Your saying the Bible is wrong? ... Basically, your saying there that we are a fairy tale then.
Well ... yes. Yes, we are saying that. The bible is a fairy-tale.
Please provide tangible evidence that your fairy tale... sorry; creation story, is valid while all the other thousands of creation stories are wrong.
Nope, the Bible doesn't count, or The Philosopher's Stone is evidence for the existence of Harry Potter.
What a childishly complicated username!
“HeLLo?!?”
You should get your keyboard looked at. There’s an idiot attached to it.
“Your saying the Bible is wrong?"
I say that in many places, the anonymous accounts of the bible cannot be trusted as history, yes.
“Adam was made from nothing.”
No, no, no. Adam is imaginary. Or at best, a metaphor for humans in general, and the ‘fall’ is man’s capacity for sin, not an actual event.
“And Eve did form out of Adam's rib while he was sleeping.”
No, WOMAN was formed out of Adam’s ribs. She wasn’t ‘Eve’ until she’d had at least one child.
“(God did it) A Fairy Tale.”
Yes.
“Heck no.”
Hell, yes.
“Basically, your saying there that we are a fairy tale then.”
No, the exact opposite, I’m saying that our origins do NOT include a fairy tale. Please pay attention. And use your spellchecker better.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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