Rush Limbaugh #fundie rushlimbaugh.com

Now, folks, on this, I know a lot of you, you hear this thing -- a bunch of leftists want to try to stop men from looking at women -- and you think they can't do that. That's not the point. Whether they can or can't, it will gain momentum, and it may not be for years, but this is who they are. This is how inane and inviolate they are of basic human nature. It's one of the biggest ways to understand liberal. They just despise human nature and try to alter it and change it and create it, because many of them just don't fit in with it in many ways.

But there's a way around this, guys. You gotta have fun with this, as you know. So let me offer suggestions. The first suggestion, the first way to deal with this that came into my mind, is you find yourself staring, looking at, casually glancing at a woman, but you know that it's now socially taboo. You shouldn't be doing it, and you think everybody is noticing you doing it and condemning you in their minds. You shouldn't be doing it. So you walk up to the woman and say, "Would you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?"

Try that.

It might help.

You don't know 'til you try it.

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