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Espeically if Obama is our president. He'll arrange for krimpets and tea, and "chat" with Osama.
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Crumpets
Butterscotch Krimpets are a Tasty Kake product that is similar in nature, so the confusion is understandable.
What gets me is that "chat" is in quotation marks. Is it a euphemism for "have sex" or something?
I'm speechless as to why everyone thinks Obama sympathizes with Bin Ladin.
BUSH is the one who's had business ties with the Osamas, BUSH is the one who flew them out of america right after 9/11, BUSH is the one who let him escape from Afghanistan, BUSH is the one who diverted the army from Osama and Afghanistan to fucking Iraq.
And now fundies think... I... just...
This is exactly why you can't talk to fundies: they think it's cowardly. Of course, if you sock, as they all advocate violence, then it's "persecution."
Does anyone out there have a good "krimpet" recipe? I have to be honest - I have been so busy promulgating the "Homosexual Agenda," I have misplaced all my krimpet recipes in the huge stack of paperwork that the Agenda requires.
So, I am hoping for a really good krimpet recipe, since I not quite sure WTF that is!
As politically correct as we have become, the govt will want solid proof of where the materials for the nukes came from...in other words, which country to strike?
God forbid we actually try to find out who actually committed an act before responding!
NO! That's just silly liebral political ocorrectness speaking!
Éau éau, would you like a crumpet offally so much old bean? Do sit down, I ever séau much enjoy having your acquaintance being here in Tottinghamshire hall!
Freboy: I'm speechless as to why everyone thinks Obama sympathizes with Bin Ladin.
Well OBViously, since one's first name is quite similar to the other's last name, they must be good friends, or even related. I mean, c'mon, you expect me to believe it's just a coincidence and has no true relevance? *wiggum-snort*
Plus they're both muslims who hate America.
Considering how (according to the OT) merciless god slayed thousands if not millions of humans and how he ordered the Israelites to indiscriminately kill young and old and rape gthe women I am not too surprised about a christian fundamentalist who, without much thought, wants to kill millions of people by nukes.
the govt will want solid proof of where the materials for the nukes came from...in other words, which country to strike?
Really? Dubya didn't need any proof before invading Iraq, did he?
One more time, though: Obama.. isn't.. Muslim!
Grow up. Proof is generally considered a good thing. We know fundies function entirely without it, but in the real world, it is a necessary element of life.
Did your god create you as a total and complete idiot or did you do that to yourself?
I say we just nuke every country to be sure. Wipe'em all out and we'll be able to rest easy knowing we got the bad guys. As a bonus, we'll be all that's left so we won't have to worry about them damned foreigners mucking up Jesus' return no more.
At least that's how I believe that particular delusion at RaptureReady goes...
I wouldn't be too sure of that. As politically correct as we have become, the govt will want solid proof of where the materials for the nukes came from...in other words, which country to strike?
Wanting factual data before killing a bunch of people with nuclear weapons is a form of "political correctness" now? What the fuck is wrong with these people???
(Krimpet? Fuuuuucking moron.)
I'm speechless as to why everyone thinks Obama sympathizes with Bin Ladin.
Because their names rhyme - duh!
Yeah, Obama is nuts. Wanting to know which country to attack? Bullshit. Nuke them all, even if they had nothing to do with the actual attack. Because that's what Jesus would do, in RaptureReadyLand.
According to an editorial in this week's Time, the last thing Iran wants is for the US to sit down and talk things out. That would prevent them from presenting the US as "the Great Satan" which could cut into their extremist rhetoric rather severely. I'm pretty sure the same would go for Osama.
Leave it to the RR crowd to advocate giving terrorist groups exactly what they want.
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Krimpets?
lol
Osama's dead.
Confused?
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