witches are perverts who dont understand life. they sdhould all be hung by the neck untill dead
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Christians are repressed faggots who don't understand life, let alone the 'after life'. They should all be fed to the fuckin' lions.
I blame the Romans - they had the chance to squash this religion from the start, but they failed us all.
Yep, nothing says "respect Life" like wantonly killing people for being different then you.
Sorta the way Shrub and company think we can bomb our way to peace.
ladyanna should be firmly stroked by the Bat of Clue until she obeys the rules of written English.
I have it on good authority, that golems hunt witches to extinction. Thus, simply conjure up a golem, and the witch problem will be resolved.
<There are others on that thread that justify the Salem Witch trials which I can not fathom how they could be justified. In any way shape or form.>
Actually, I think that the whole thread is simply meant to be one big poe. Ladyanna however, judjing from her profile, seems to be serious.
First of all, obviously, fuck you. Second of all, if you must spew such crap, next time please condense "hung by the neck until dead" to "hanged." UGH.
@John
Er, yeah, we're just a figment of your imagination....
We do exist, just not the way they want us to -- that is, we don't worship "Satan", sacrifice virgins, or eat babies.
I guarantee that, unlike some fundtards, you will never find a pagan of any stripe -- with the exception of a few followers of Loki, perhaps -- interrupting a religious services of, calling the cops on, or otherwise disrupting the lives of Christians.
Unfortunately, there have been too many instances of "well-meaning" Christians engaging in these precise behaviors towards non-Christians.
That'll teach 'em life!
I put it to the fundie community to come up with a definition of "witch," just we can be clear if they mean "Satan worshipper," "magic user," "Non-fundie" or just "Gay infested by gay demons who like to do gay things that are gay."
witches are perverts who dont understand life. they sdhould all be hung by the neck untill dead
If you're talking about people who believe in the power of evil curses, transformations and enchantments, they aren't perverse, just stupid, and if the punishment of stupidity was death, you yourself wouldn't get to live very long either.
Massachusetts has gone from haning witches to gay marriage. The rest of the country has regressed, unfortunately, to the 17th Century, which has been left to the state's political and religious graveyard. Except for a few lame laws prohibiting Sunday liquor sales.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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