America is changing. It is free if you are a liberal, a minority, or a sodomite. If you are a Bible believing Christian your rights are being taken away. The government is controlling more and more.
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Yes, it's awful. Bible-believing Christians are facing everything from constitutional amendments denying them equal rights to being fired as Arabic translators just because they are found out to be Christians. Meanwhile, the administration shamelessly panders to sodomites and even gives tax dollars to sodomy-based initiatives.
There's a difference between equal rights for everybody and taking rights away from one group. Especially Fundamental Christians don't have to wine about any rights being taken away from them.
I know it's impossible for them to emphasise with others, but for just one hour I want Bro. Randy and his wife to live as gays, wiccans, blacks or whatever group prosecuted by exactly their IFB Church!
something unrelated - what's with the fear of homosexuals or sexuality in general? I don't get it!
Careful, Mrs Debbie. You're starting to identify yourself with a well-known commie.
(Specifically the one in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Did you see him oppressing me? You all saw it, didn't you?")
Think about it, po' lil' Miz Debbah:
If you're a bible believing Xian, your bible is what demanded that your rights be taken away.
On second thought, probably not...you gave up your rights willingly, after all.
Or did someone hold a gun to your head and force you to Believe...?
Wait, so you can't be a "Bible believing Christian" and part of a minority?
And just what rights are being taken away, anyway?
If those are the 'rights' you're talking about, then I suppose you're correct. Otherwise, you're making things up again.
Ah you are just jealous! You had your great chance. A right-wing fundie asslick Presidunce in Bush, a war-profiteering crook in Cheney pushing your agenda so that we wouldn't notice him selling American lives for profit, a religio-nazi AG in Ashcroft placing pornography and limits on abortions ahead of terrorist threats, and a propaganda machine of Rush Dimbulb and FOXGOPNEWS, but the Constitution proved too strong and the American people didn't stay asleep long enough to let you turns us into fundie theocratic faux-democracy, based on a fake US history that never was. You were more than happy when the government was taking other's personal freedoms away with the ill-thought-out "patriot act". You have notlost a SINGLE right, you still can worship your God the way you wish. But you have not GAINED the right to force your God down everyone else's throat and that irks the shit out of you doesn't it?
Well your rights to lynch, persecute, and even murder other people have been taken away. But your rights to worship, your rights to vote, your ten amendment rights, and your rights as a Us Citizen are the same. Hell you people don't even pay taxes on your multi-million dollar churches.
What "rights" are being taken from you? Come on, bitch, tell us!
Bleh. People who whine about this shit are usually just complaining about the fact that they can't impose their supposed morals on others.
Randy, Debbie, every Teens-4-The KJV Bible Worship -"Christ" and all dominionists everywhere - you don't control nations, you shouldn't, you can't, and no one wants you to. Get over it, and shut the fuck up.
Go to Afganistan for a holiday. If you arrested and locked up for MORE THAN 5 years without trial, tortured without evidence, defamed as a terrorist and forced into making this disgusting treatment legal, then you are being oppressed.
Nothing's changed, Mrs Debbie. The government's always been trying to take away the rights of everyone. It's just that when others suggest it, they're "pot-smoking hippies" or "loony anarchists" or whatever half-thought-out label you crazy kids are using nowadays.
As long as it's ...or..., I'm cool!
And as long as the whackjob denominations are in the minority, I'm totally cool.
Anyone else find it ironic that the people praising Jebus to the skies and back over the election of St. Bush are the very same people moaning and wailing about how the big bad gov'ment is persecuting Christians as part of its super-Satanic agenda?
Come on fundies, you can't have it both ways!
I'm starting to believe that Bro. Randy is actually Dissociative, and Mrs. Debbie is some split off of his personality. These rumbles we read from this site are far from rational, and personally I think the men in white coats ought to be notified.
If you are a Bible believing Christian who wants to beat gays senseless, harass women who wear pants, shoot abortion doctors and ban Middle Easterners from planes, your rights are being taken away.
There. Fixed.
"What a world, what a world!" Wicked Bitch Of the West
Yeah, they're stringing you guys up in the streets, aren't they? If christians are so persecuted, why are there at least five different christian worship shows on basic cable at any given time of day? There are christian fucking networks that play ONLY christian shows.
So eat a bowl of dick, debbie.
"How are your rights as an individual being taken away by merely giving others more rights?"
No. That should be: How are your rights as an individual being taken away by merely giving others the same rights you have?
Well Mrs Debbie you're going to have to help me out here. See, I am a bisexual Native American liberal woman who is also a Christian. Where do I fit into this equation? Oh oh I know, I must not be a "real" Christian right?
And yep, I do believe in the Bible, as an inspired book (but not inerrant, because I actually use my brain).
I also believe in researching and properly translating the Bible, instead of relying on an outdated, very badly translated version like the KJV. Your usage of the word "sodomite" is proof that you've already decided that the Bible matches your personal opinions, regardless of what it really says.
Mrs Debbie, if you ever did some honest research into the original Hebrew and Greek and what the Bible does and does not say, it would blow your peasly litte mind .
Oh, btw, the only thing we "minorities" get for free is bigotry and ugly comments from people like you.
You are a poor excuse for a woman, and an even poorer excuse for a Christian.
Hmm... right to stay alive, check. Right to say any f'ing thing I want, as long as it doesn't infringe on the rights of others, check. Right to privacy... no, but nobody else has that either, so that doesn't count. :3
So far, so good.
SophieEleven just scored fifteen Internets, the winning touchdown at the Superbowl, and Miss USA all in the one post.
But then it's manifestly obvious from her words that she has had an education , and that she has a brain . Two commodities that are usually conspicuous by their absence in the typical fundie.
Oh no! We can't picket at the dead soldiers funerals anymore! We can't tell the "fags/sodomites" that God hates them anymore! We can't harass anyone anymore! What to do? What shall us self-rigteous, bigoted, shit-faced, bible thumpers do?!
Here's an idea: Burn.
Confused?
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