My sunday class found out that in Jewish world. When you breath you are actully saying God's name.
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Can anyone here tell me what he means by that? No really, I don't have a fucking clue what he's saying, even for LoneWolf, which says a lot.
When you breath you are actully saying God's name.
When I breathe I am inhaling fresh air with which to oxygenate my blood; the second part of breathing happens when I exhale carbon dioxide as a waste product. I have yet to ever breathe in any kind of pattern that could be considered to be "God's name".
Maybe if you focused your respiratory activities on getting oxygen instead of saying "God's name" you might get more fresh air to the brain. More fresh air to the brain might aid you in coming off as less of a retard.
I'm getting a little tired of the LoneWolf1984 posts.
It's just not fair. The kid is obviously mentally handicapped in some way, so you're almost guaranteed of him writing "the darndest things" because his limited cognition relies so much on the fairy tales read to him from the bible.
"My sunday class found out that in Jewish world."
Still having trouble with that whole "complete sentence" concept I see.
"When you breath you are actully saying God's name."
I think you're a bit confused. You're confused about things in general it appears but I'm certain you're confused about this one.
Yeah, he's right. Inhale 'Yah' exhale 'Weh'.
This only works if your breathe heavily, like an inbred, sloped-forehead peabrain, but we can't blame LW for knowing about that intimately.
Yes, in fact, the current belief in Christian world that farts are praise for Jesus draws heavily on that older Jewish world tradition.
But being the Sunday class scholar you are, you already knew this.
Say, after you graduate Sunday class and move up, please do share with us what you are learning in Monday class. Thanks in advance.
My history class found out that in Christian world. If you eat shellfish you go to Hell.
Oh, and in English class I learned. That the secular society disapproves of? question marks? and periods in the middle. Of sentences.
You know, I bet if you sat this yutz down in front of the Talmud, where ideas like this are set forth and discussed in great detail... he'd probably not have the faintest clue what they're talking about.
Midrash is a remarkable thing, and it's what's kept Judaism alive and relevant since at least the fall of the first temple. I'm pretty sure LW84 wouldn't be smart enough to even get into Hebrew school though.
I'm amused he's being pwned on his own thread... but I'm thankful someone was there to translate.
Honestly, I don't think he is handicapped, having been around the mentally handicapped most of my life thanks to my brother, LoneWolf is just stupid.
(And it is insulting to compare him to those with actual brain dysfunction.)
What we've got here... is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
Breathe in:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Breathe out:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
What do you know, he's right.
Does this account for which *type* of breathing, LoneWolf?
I mean, what is the correct way to say God's name? Through the nose, through the mouth, or through the nose and then opening the mouth?
So God's name is Huuuuuuuuuurgh, Haaaaaaaaaaaah?
O PRAISE BE TO YOU, O LORD HUUUUURGH HAAAAAH!
EDIT: Look at the drawing.
EPIC.
@Dumbfounded--
Heh. "Chesty Cough." Sounds like a porn star...Ergo... The Lord Almighty in a threeway with Ghosty Hole and Cheeses Christ!
Frell me, this is some Class A stupid.
I think that LoneWolf is trying to communicate the idea that respiration is an act of worship to God, in that it reflects that God 'breathed' life into Adam [and/or Eve depending on the chapter]. It's a Kabbalic thing, if I recall correctly.
Then again, it is LoneWolf.
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...actually pretty much everything newenglndunderground says is great.
I think he is referring to the Hebrew word "Ruach." In Genesis 1, it says that the Ruach of The Lord moved over the Earth. The word is usually translated as "spirit," (some wags assume this refers to the Christian Holy Spirit: they can be safely ignored). However, the word could also be translated as "wind" or "breath."
Mind you, I'm just guessing here. My knowledge of Hebrew is pretty sparse. My knowledge of stupid is even more sparse.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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