I love my sister and all... but stuff like this makes me wanna slap the lesbianism right out of her... pride, indeed.
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but stuff like this makes me wanna slap the lesbianism right out of her... pride, indeed.
Ahh yes.....
"I love my sister and all..."
"wanna slap the lesbianism right out of her"
There's that Christian love right there. Thou shalt not KILL, but the Bible doesn't say 'Thou shalt not bitchslap'. Omission does not justify certain actions.
I only hope your sister is bigger & stronger than you, Halls_Keep. I'd like to see you do what you threaten to, Internet Tough Guy.
My initial reaction: That's it, I wish upon a star that braindead lumps like this bastard will all die before 2012.
Then I remembered that wishing doesn't make thing come true. Unlike H_K, who seems the type to think that wishing his/her sister straight would work.
I lol'ed as I grew up in Minneapolis.
The comments on the thread are classic. One member "gets" that it was illegal, the rest are saying that "the gays" are always picketing churches and never are arrested. (Citation would be nice there.)
Yes, and despite the fact that you, and likely the rest of her family holds contempt over gays, it's still a choice, amirite?
I sincerely hope you are not allowed to breed, for the sake of our species.
That comment reminds of a story an ex told me. He had gone home for a visit and his family tried to do a gay intervention on him, they witheld his anti-seizure meds and kept on & on until he went in to a fugue state...but he forgave them.
Years later, when his mother asked why he had not been coming home for Thanksgiving or Xmas. He said that here (in Tampa) we were accepted & loved by my family for who & what we were. He then asked her "Is there room for two of us in Tenn?"
When she prevaricated & finally said "Well, no" his comeback was "That's why I don't visit"
Epic SNAP...which is what I would like to do to H_K...an Epic Snap.
I love my sister and all...
If you're male, the 'and all' probably means you'd like to play with her underwear, etc.
The RR thread this is in is titled:
Bible-Dispensing Family Arrested At Pride Festival
So he wants to bitch-slap his sister for a gay pride festival that his sister wasn't even involved in!!
Incest is just, you know, wrong somehow.
Do you also fantasize about teabagging her?
this makes me wanna slap the lesbianism right out of her
Gee, all those years prior to the 1970s when psychiatrists were treating homosexuality as a mental illness, you'd think they would have thought of that.
"Sit down, Miss Harper - no, not on the couch today. We're gonna try something new." Whack! Wap! "Take that! And that!" Whack! Whack! Whack! "Guys starting to look a little more attractive to you yet, Miss Harper? No? Here's a few more, you c-nt-licking pervert ..." Wham! Smack! ...
(50 minutes later ...) "Whew! I guess I can skip the gym today. That'll be $300. Same time next Thursday? Have a tissue - you don't want your nose bleeding onto that nice white blouse."
Now don't hit women kid.
Instead if you're eager to hit someone, feel free to take a whack at me. I'm bisexual! I'll also hit you back, and I'll hit you back hard. (I don't think I can smack the christian out of you, but I'm gonna go and try for smacking the crazy fanatic out of you at least.)
Though you'd still be a punkass bitch, you'd at least be less of a coward then, compared to if you'd hit a woman.
Pride, indeed! You obviously have none. You are content to have your identity swamped by a rancid flood of fundamentalist swill. Any original thought you may have wished to express is now only a dimly remembered dream. You have decided to submerge your humanity with a brain melting slime of cultish fundamentalism and have become zombiefied in the process.
"Shepard, isn't there something in the Bible about killing?"
"Yes, but it's a little fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps."
You know, in times like this, why not reminding him of the splinter in his eye, just to get him on his nerves?
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