I have no idea whether this will work, but there’s always the chance that it will backfire, as women could come to view them as contemptuous beta males. If history – recent and distant – is any indication, female voters prefer men to be alphas. Political leaders who were particularly popular with women include Idi Amin, Adolf Hitler, Chairman Mao, Josef Stalin, Kim il-Sung, Fidel Castro and Genghis Khan, as well as other less notorious tyrants. I can’t imagine any of these men, who were so passionately coveted by their countrywomen, would don an apron and talk about baking cookies. In fact, it would appear from the record that the best route into the hearts of one’s female subjects/constituents is to be a totalitarian mass murderer.
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I feel like using several dictators as examples of 'ideal masculinity' undercuts his own argument.
Gengis Khan was both a badass and a literal force of nature, though, so I can see him as being a good role model. Perhaps.
"In fact, it would appear from the record that the best route into the hearts of one’s female subjects/constituents is to be a totalitarian mass murderer."
Can't tell if trolling or just monumentally stupid.
Because when I think of notable womanizers, the first name that jumps to my mind is Adolf "has only got one ball" Hitler. At least Stalin had kids, so he had to convince at least one woman to sleep with him (or he just found some random kids, declared they were his, and nobody dared question him; that sounds like his style). I can't speak for the others, but you're not batting too highly for a list you picked out yourself.
Those political leaders were particularly popular with men as well. Do men also like alpha males, perhaps?
I'd say that Kennedy and Clinton were much more popular with the women, than all of the guys you mention.
The only ones even talking about alpha males are these inane "men's rights activists". Me and most women I know prefer a funny and intelligent man, over the strong silent type.
I like this guy below better than any of those tyrants.
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I would easily imagine Castro baking cookies, to be honest.
He spent some time fighting as a guerillero, that implies having to prepare one's own food. He would, at least, know how to do it.
"In fact, it would appear from the record that the best route into the hearts of one’s female subjects/constituents is to be a totalitarian mass murderer."
This is the conservative mating strategy.
If you're a shallow and power-hungry woman, the yes, a dictator is what will whet your sexual appetite. However, not all women are that power-hungry and shallow. I'd wager that most women would want nothing to do with Hitler, Mao, or Genghis Khan. And by the way, many women killed themselves when Genghis Khan came to their town? Why? Because Genghis Khan had a habit of raping captured women. The only way Genghis khan got into the hearts of women was by slicing through their rib cage.
@Trivia Jockey
Genghis Khan was popular with women? Who conducted that poll?
Given what we know about most dictators, if there ever was a poll about Genghis Khan it was run by Genghis Khan and done with an arrow pointed at the head of the poll taker.
"If history recent and distant is any indication, female voters prefer men to be alphas"
Cleopatra. Boudica. Elizabeth I. Golda Meir. Indira Gandhi. Benazir Bhutto. Maggie Thatcher (*spit *). Angela Merkel.
I seem to remember Thatcher (*spit *) being highly regarded by the worshippers of their God-Emperor Ronnie Raygun, as she was his prime arselicker; indeed, were enraged (especially on Ruptured Retards) by the outpourings of joy by we anti -Thatcherites, when the subhuman shitbag finally put herself out of our misery. [/"Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead"]
W. T . F. Price indeed. And enjoy your paradox.
Wha...?
Price, you really gotta start dating your right hand or something, because no sex is making you say really, really stupid things.
I'm sure them threatening the women and their families had nothing to do with it.
Except Genghis Khan, he was a pimp.
There are women attracted to power does not mean all women are attracted to power.
Also, great example of an "alpha" male that was popular with the ladies? Benjamin Franklin! I am pretty sure he was not a mass murderer. Your examples suck, mine is awesome so go do some science and maybe you'll get a lady friend.
It's refreshing to hear a right-wing nutjob admit that President Obama is an alpha male. I mean, in the 2012 election women overwhelming voted for him over Romney, which proves that Romney was just too much of a beta male to compete.
But of course, like everything else he's posted, Price is just spraying fertilizer to hit the ceiling fan.
"So, Mr Khan, what is your platform"?
"I intend conquering the known world, ruining farmlands, sacking cities, killing all my enemies and raping their wives".
"Isn't that just pandering to the women's vote"?
"Rape first, because she'll think; if she's willing, you won't leave her destitute; then pillage, then burn. If that doesn't tell her you're not interested in a long-term relationship, nothing will." - Ghenghis Kahn (attributed)
Yup, real popular with the ladies!
Ah Ha! That wily old fox, W.F.Price, has come up with a sneaky plan in order to curry favour with the ladies. Realizing that the historical figures with which he has the most empathy are also the closest to him in character and outlook, he has cunningly formulated a er cunning plan based on their glorious example.
Henceforth, we can all hail W.F.Price as a wannabee totalitarian, mass murdering, woman magnet. I do hope he makes the trains run on time too.
Everything after the 4th word in Price's post is straight delusional make-believe, no chaser.
Isn't it funny how women tend to prefer men like Barack Obama, Brad Pitt & David Tennant over Vladimir Putin, Dick Cheney or any given MRA?
And isn't it equally funny how the only people who use the terms "alpha male" and "beta male" are lonely, pathetic MRAs?
Genghis Khan? Seriously? I have a shocker for you Price--Khan didn't have a lot of consensual sex. He was a rapist, a mass rapist, and that's why so many of us have his genetics in them.
As for the rest, yes they were popular with women, but they were popular with men too. That's the whole point of being a populist tyrant--you convince people that you are the messiah.
Anyone else shocked by the way that he didn't include Obama in his list of monsters? Because he's that sort of guy.
>> ... totalitarian mass murderer.<<
Your god must really turn them on, maybe why millions want to be "married to Jesus".
Man, you are a strange litt ebloke to thing Genghis Khan and Stalin were elected.
Stalin went mad for love, from elected recollection. At his first wife's funeral, he supposedly said "the world has taken from me all which I love," and said something like taking from it all that could be loved.
Still never went after mom's church in Georgia though, despite all the other priests.
Totalitarian mass murderer, but still can't stand up to mom.
Huh, guess that's why an mra would look up to him. So much in common.
Politicians are all alphas, male and female, and usually sociopaths to boot. Also, women preferred Genghis Khan? Might as well include that, since you have no evidence of women's preference and are pulling it out of your ass. Also, baking cookies is a good and respectable thing. Men should do it, and women should do it. Don't disrespect cookies.
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