“"The only truth is science"
Oh yeah? Then why is science always being forced to admit that the 'facts' it told last week were lies?”
Anti-intellectual bullshit. When’s the last time they announced a previous science fact was a ‘lie,’ to mean ‘an intentional falsehood’?
"For example, one year Pluto is a planet, the next year Pluto is not a planet.”
They added a new category of celestial body and Pluto is now defined as a dwarf planet. There was no lie in terming it a planet.
" One year Brontosaurus is a dinosaur, the next year Brontosaurus is not a dinosaur, and the next year Brontosaurus is a dinosaur again!”
I’m so terribly sorry that science is a living discipline and moves too fast for your taste. The creature identified as a Brontosaurus was found to be very similar to an Apatosaurus, so they decided it had already been discovered. FURTHER research is finding sufficient differences to justify a Brontosaurus being distinct from an apatosaurus.
This is science working to incorporate new findings. Not a lie in sight.
“Those are just two out of countless examples.”
You’re butthurt that the classificiation of a planet and a dinosaur is updated by new findings, and a new definition. Science.
“The irrefutable fact is that 'science' is constantly changing its malarkey stories,”
I refute that. The science isn’t malarkey just because you can’t keep up with the changes.
“and if those stories were true facts rather than malarkey fabricated stories in the first place, it would be impossible for them to change.”
Latin’s a dead language, it doesn’t get updated. Digging into the universe is active right now, facts accrue, change is inevitable.