“No, I will actually be standing on the right hand of God,”
But that’s not your decision, is it?
“and watching you.”
See, I don’t think i could watch Hitler’s judgment. It’d be brutal.
But, of course, you LIVE for seeing others suffer, as long as you’re at God’s ankle like his favorite pommeranian.
"I doubt you will be able to even speak,”
If he’s omniscient, i won’t have to. My whole history is available for him to judge my reaction to the information i was given, and the personalities, like you, that gave it to me. Eyes glazing and spittle spreading as they catalogue all the horros of hell in a little orgasm of righteous glee.
"let alone flip him off.”
He already knows i would want to, if he judges YOUR self-important, selfish ass as saved, and me as damned.
"But wow, what a chance for God to poor out his wrath if you do.”
What? THere’s Hell, I’m going there. What’s he going to do, send me twice?