Babies, and young children who die before they are old enough to understand the gospels and worship Jesus, unfortunately go straight to Hell. This is a Bible fact, and anybody who disagrees is guilty of heresy.
On a final note, I would like to add that the thought of all those screaming infants in hell is enough to make you want to avoid the place at all costs, if you needed any more encouragement!
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First part begs the question "If your religion is so shit then why do you follow it?" Though I am quite sure most other Christians happen to disagree with this doctrine and are therefore 'heretics'...
Second part is an attempt at humour! So that answers the question. It's because he's an arsehole.
This is a Bible fact
It's worth noting that generations of Biblical scholarship (I know, but it's what they call themselves) have spat on this idea since the days of St. Augustine, one of the few who actually championed it. St. Thomas Aquinus (rejecting the "baby-burning God" - their words) proposed that the unbaptized and unaware were given a comfortable afterlife, and many agreed with him. Even Dante placed the souls of dead infants and unconverted children in Limbo, the non-punishing first circle of Hell, along with those great minds and wise ones who had the bad luck to be born pre-Jesus.
So, Tony, you're several hundred years out of date here.
*facepalm*
Jackass, this sort of bullshit is why your strain of Christianity is on the wane. People want hope and guidance, not to be told how everyone is going to hell, especially people that have lost their babies.
Fuck you and everyone that thinks like you!
All the more reason your pews are getting emptier and non-frum pews are getting fuller.
Also; If Hell exists, it's a temporary punishment for folks who deserve it. Even the original Koine Greek states it. Hell in Christianity was TEMPORARY! "Eternal Hell" is a later perversion by Post-Constantine Church authorities as a means of scaring people into the pews.
Your macho, authoritarian, hyper-Patriarchal version of the Faith can go FUCK ITSELF AND DIE IN SATAN'S ANUS!
Your Demiurge is the Real Devil.
>Babies, and young children who die before they are old enough to understand the gospels and worship Jesus, unfortunately go straight to Hell. This is a Bible fact,
Chapter and verse, please.
unfortunately go straight to Hell
"Unfortunately"? How dare you say such a blasphemous thing! You're questioning the righteousness of God's holy will. You should be rejoicing the fact that those horrid little creatures are being condemned to eternal damnation. Sing praise and Halleluja!!
But now, since you have insulted the Almighty God by calling his holy will "unfortunate", you will join those little God-haters in Hell. Begone you to the eternal lake of fire and brimstone. We will all rejoice in your everlasting pain and torture. Praise the Lord!
[wow, making up this crap is really fun :-)]
“Babies, and young children who die before they are old enough to understand the gospels and worship Jesus, unfortunately go straight to Hell. This is a Bible fact, and anybody who disagrees is guilty of heresy.”
But on the other hand:
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