In two previous posts in this series I addressed these key issues:
In “Christian Husbands – You don’t pay for the milk when you own the cow!” we established this Biblical principle:
Neither the husband, nor the wife have to earn sex in marriage.
A wife cannot flatly refuse her husband, she may only ask for a delay (a raincheck) and then she needs to make good on that raincheck as soon as possible.
A husband has the right to confront his wife’s sexual refusal as a sin not only against him, but also against God.
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A husband has the right to confront his wife’s sexual refusal as a sin not only against him, but also against God.
"God wants me to get laid!"
Yes, owning women was an established Biblical principle. Fortunately, most couples today recognize that they are equal partners, not owned and owner.
you own the cow!
If I ever referenced my wife like this, she'd probably cut off my dick with a rusty coffee can lid.
There's no wonder why fundie Christians get divorced at such a high rate. I imagine there's only so many meek & submissive doormats to go around.
You do pay for the milk when you own the cow; you reduce the amount of milk you could have sold to others, and you pay for the food the cow eats. Are you saying you want to drink your wife's milk?
Neither has to earn sex, no, and neither has a right to sex either. It's something you share.
A husband cannot flatly refuse his wife, he may only ask for a delay (a raincheck) and then he needs to make good on that raincheck as soon as possible.
Make sure you satisfy your wife at each encounter, then she will want you to come back for more, silly.
The god of washing-up is particularly aggrieved when women refrain from the natural duty to do the dishes. It is particularly distraught that no-one is paying attention to its demands and it considers use of a dishwasher to be the most heinous sin of all, punishable by soaking the victim in a large bowl of fairy liquid until the skin goes all crinkly.
@SpukiKitty :
Taking things further, men should cover up & wear bags, lest they tempt women into sin!
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that if a man sees a beautiful, sexy woman and gets hornier than Josh Duggar at a family reunion, then it's the woman's fault. But if a woman sees a handsome, hunky man and gets horny, then she's just a slut.
@JohnTheAtheist:
Why would a man want his wife o have sex with him if she was not into it?
Judging from the comments from all these fundie Christian winners, their wives probably always feel that way.
That old adage never made sense anyways. You absolutely "pay for the milk when you own the cow". Food and medical issues cost money, even if you grow and produce all of it by yourself (you still have to eat, after all).
The christian worldview is so alien to me. I can't imagine caring so little about consent, nor living such a petty lifestyle. "We have to bone now or god will be mad at you!" jesus, get a life.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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