Oh, yea, it's all about pride ... My Lord's pride. You see, The Lord is a Jealous God. He does not like to share His glory with anyone, even the one who was, for a time, His mother.
The fact is that we do battle with cults on a regular basis - not just cATHOLICS, but all other cults as well. We do this not out of pride, but to illustratrate the simple folly of some of these cults. As well as to equip the saints of God so that they may be able to deal with culists when they encounter them.
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"Oh, yea, it's all about pride ... My Lord's pride. You see, The Lord is a Jealous God."
Pride and jealousy are not positive qualities. How can a perfect deity have these qualities?
"He does not like to share His glory with anyone, even the one who was, for a time, His mother."
His mother, his rape victim, his sister, his wife. According to the Bible, Mary was all of these things. Yet another set of reasons to dislike your idea of God.
Your God carries a complete baggageload of human emotions.And he's a petty, vindictive sociopath. Further, if your little group of sub-marginals doesn't constitute a cult,then there has never been one.
(emm, not sure if the last one was posted)
EspadaDelDios: His logic probably follows something like this:
-"Good" religious stuff must be capitalized (the Lord, God, etc)
-"Bad" religious stuff shouldn't be (Satan = satan, etc), because it gives them power (*shrugs* or whatever, I don't claim to know what he thinks XD )
-Catholics are evil, even moreso than Satan
-Thus, they are the complete opposite of the "good" religious stuff
-Thus, the backwards capitalization (cATHOLICS)
"God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant."
~Bruce Almighty
Selfish, mean-spirited, jealous, spiteful, hateful, angry bully with penis envy. Gosh, why WOULDN'T I want to worship??????
The fact is that we do battle with cults on a regular basis
No you don't, Bro. You just disable their accounts as soon as they ask an embarrassing question that contradicts your bullshit.
"...they may be able to deal with culists when they encounter them."
And they can start with t4c.
I think Randy's god is just jealous because all the other gods got the good followers, and he got the Bible Belt.
Christianity was a cult when it first started. Basically all religions are at first, because all of the big, established religions tend to bully them.
And why the heck would you want to worship a being with as petty a human emotion as jealousy?
This moon-pie loves the god of pride and jealousy above all else, excepting maybe himself. The last laugh is ultimately on him, when his miserable excuse of a soul dissipates into nothingness, like a stale fart.
He doesn't think Catholic's are real christians and is pretty adament that they are the creators of the anti-christ in his eyes...so he calls them cATHOLICS or Katholics.
Completely forgetting that without the Catholic and Orthodox church there'd be no christianity...but any-hoo.
Oh, yea, it's all about pride ... My Lord's pride. You see, The Lord is a Jealous God. He does not like to share His glory with anyone, even the one who was, for a time, His mother.
Remind me, wasn't there something about children who disrespect their parents in your Wholly Babble?
"Randy, you are a cult, you illiterate prick."
no he's not. he's a cult leader. there's a difference.
God has a mother? Oh, you think of Jesus' mother. OK. Catholics don't worship Maria, they revere her, for being worthy to be Jesus' mother.
Isn't Pride a deadly sin?
A person who's secure in herself, who really likes herself and have confidence in herself, she's not jealous of others. Only self-doubting people are jealous of others.
Harry Potter seems to be stronger than your god. He rejoices when his friend Ronald gets a bit of attention now and then. He happily moves into the shadows for a while, to not over-shine Ron's achievements.
Once again we see that Randy's god embodies the worst traits that we see in humans. Remind me again why we are supposed to praise your god Randy? Out of fear?
And as far as you doing battle, you demand absolute agreement from the people who post on your site. Those who disagree with you, or even ask you uncomfortable questions, get banned. That is not "battling." That is fleeing from battles in fear, running into a safe-house and locking the door behind you.
In short Randy, you are a coward!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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