I do agree that the MSM is cramming soccer down our throats. It probably fits in with the narrative of killing American identity along with establishing the globalist agenda.
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Why is it always "cramming [something] down our throats" with these people?
And I am pretty annoyed football being on almost every channel and in every conversation, too. But I just ignore it.
Puts on "evil globalist" hat.
It's called football you silly American, and yes you will play it. And what you presently call "football", you shall go back to calling it rugby and playing it without pads, but don't worry you will get free medical care for treating any resultant injuries. MMHuhhh ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha. Ahem, sorry.
The National Rifle Association will be disbanded and the Second Amendment will stricken from your Constitution.
You will be taught about evolution and learn a second global language in school. No more of this uneducated monoglot nonsense.
And no more John Wayne movies, or Walmart for you either.
Yes, THAT'S why TV has the World Cup on. TV executives don't give a lick about the revenue it generates. All they care about is sticking it to America and destroying our culture.
1) Destroy culture
2) Ignore profit
3) ???
4) Profit
1) The United States is out of the competition.
2) The World Cup will be over next week.
3) Millions of people in the US play soccer and American teams, especially the women's team, have achieved great things for Old Glory. So why do you hate America?
You know, I've been paying as much attention to the World Cup and soccer as I have always paid to football, baseball, basketball, etc. -- none. I'd happily pay my cable provider extra to eliminate sports channels from my lineup so I don't have to waste time flipping past them.
I've had cousins, nephews, and neighbors who have played soccer since they were kids. Not sure how the fuck that's killing American identity.
Are you just nucking futs?
to be fair, soccer IS less american than wearing gingham and shooting a red man.
also, its called the WORLD cup, but more than just north america is invited? what's that about? surely it shouldn't be allowed. no one other than the god's chosen lost tribe of america, the direct descendants of Moses as played by Charlton Heston, should be permitted to play.
furthermore, i've noticed other people seem to be enjoying it. heathen, dirty satanic people, not like me with my faux-moral outrage. stop this now!
maranatha!
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Got a problem with soccer because it isn't a red-blooded "American" sport like football, basketball, or baseball? Oh, the humanity!
Globalist Agenda:
5:00 AM: Stop killing each other.
6:00 AM: Breakfast
7:00 AM: Disband armies and dimantle Military Industrial Complex
8:00 AM: Do something productive.
Welcome to Hispanic purchasing power, it's going to change your life.
@Qazamir McSmarty Britches
Please invade; you make sense.
I am glad for that. There I was thinking that high pressing, false number nines, wingbacks and 4-3-3 were a reaction to tiki-taka.
So good to be enlightened.
Damned foreigners. They look different, they talk funny, and they wear strange clothes. Oh, and they all are part of the globalist agenda.
Everything is throat cramming with these people... Anything they don't like, even a little, bit... It's being crammed down their throat.
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But, yeah, okay. Real Americans can't enjoy soccer. It's not as if we Americanized the sport by coming up with a name for it to distinguish it from another sport we play or anything. Clearly it will destroy us from within.
I don't like soccer/football/whatever you want to call it either, man, but I just don't watch it. There's a difference between something being available and being crammed down one's throat.
I think that's an idea that could apply to a lot of quotes here.
MSM shows what their customers want. That's how they make their money. If a lot of people were interested in the Rapture, they'd be touting that, too. They don't have a "globalist agenda" - they have a "make money" agenda.
Funny story: the four Armed Forces, including the US Marine Corps, have soccer teams that play at the international level. I think it would be hilarious for the guys on the Marine team have a chat with this douche about being part of the globalist plot.
International sporting events;
1) Distract people from what the elite ruling class is doing.
2) Fuel nationalism and competition; the twin seeds of war and destruction.
3) Allow people from global sport federations to make a lot of money on the side.
MSM;
4) News is business.
There is no attempt to kill a national identity; only to sell you another product you do not need. There is no globalist agenda, just very powerful people acting in their own interest.
Well, you don't worry your pretty little head about being actually forced to watch the biggest competition of the most popular sport on the planet ; your country may have gotten to the Quarter Finals for the second time and all...! [/North Korea, 1966 World Cup]
It's only Germany vs. Argentina this Sunday, so you go back to your precious ASSCAR which doesn't run in other parts of the world, unlike F1 ; also your 'World' Series, because perish the thought that your precious Commissioner's Trophy would end up in Fidel Castro's cabinet, eh?! , and your lovely sport of 'Handegg' that is popular only in your country; nope, no other country is interested in that, nor can any other country possibly win a Superbowl.
...oh wait.
Still, there's always the Glasgow Commonwealth Games. ...oh wait II, you can't take part. Sorreeee...!
A thought: having things 'crammed down your throats'? Luis 'Hannibal' Suarez, is that you?! X3
And the Algerian team are donating their money to Gazza ? I don't see the problem here?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
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