[LoneWolf's old DA signature ]
Barack Obama mite be the Anti-Christ cause he's a Muslim. If you voted for him. You mite be voting for Trigger the Tribulation on yourself and every people on the face of the eath.
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Teh stupid...it burns!!!
That said, for the 598 millionth time: Obama is NOT a Muslim. He's a Christian--oh, wait, he's not from that whacko-fringe, six-member church you belong to, so he cannot possibly be a True Christian (TM)...
Obama is not a muslim.
Keith Ellison is a muslim, open about it, and still got elected to congress by the people of Minneapolis.
Pete Stark is an atheist, and still got elected to office by the people of SF.
No only is it bad to be a member of a different religion (which in Obama's case isn't even the case) but Heaven forbid you be a fan of the WWE or LoneWolf will...will...stuck it? Is that the phrase?
Fuck this guy applies his simplistic "either you're with me or against me" mentality to everything. Just look at that one picture called "WWE is the plauge".
WTF is this shit?!
by the way, does anyone know why this retard is so obsessed with the wwf?
@Lilith
I think I've figured out the tribulation. When his horse, Trigger, died, Roy Rogers had him stuffed for his museum. When his German shepherd, Bullet, died, Roy Rogers had him stuffed for his museum. The tribulation was suffered by Dale Evans, who swore that she was going to outlive Roy.
Wait, wasn't Obama a muslim?, and wasn't God supposed to be in control and bring the tribulation after the rapture, bla, bla, bla..........
Wait, this fruitcake has been quoted as saying that Obama isn't the Anti-Christ, he's the John the Baptist of the Anti-Christ. Or something like that. Hey LW, which is it?
Thanks LoneWolf, I won the office lottery for predicting your next post would be even more moronic than your last.
BTW, what happened to your angel - did you lose the puncture outfit?
They act like they want the Rapture to happen, but then they try to prevent it! Awww, how cute! They're trying to make contradictions, to match their Bibble!
"mite". "mite".
Konata: 'Mite, mite*! Timotei. Timotei. Timotei!':
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*- Trans: 'Look, look!' (the Japanese word 'Mite' is pronounced 'Mee-tay').
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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