GOD MUST KILL satan and his demons NOW... SO THAT THE PAIN, SUFFERINGS, DISTRESS, MISERIES, TROUBLES, AND SORROWS WILL "STOP"...ESPECIALLY FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG CHILDREN, BEFORE THEY CORRUPT THEM ALL. THIS IS MUCH BIGGER THAN WHAT HUMAN HANDS CAN HANDLE OR DO... WORLD JOY, PEACE, AND JUSTICE CAN ONLY COME WITH GOD THE FATHER.S KINGDOM WITH JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LEADER, RULER, AND GREAT KING. THANKYOU...
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CAPS LOCK DOES NOT MAKE YOU MORE COHERENT.
At least this one says 'God must kill satan[sic] and his demons,' instead of 'God must kill all the infidels/gays/atheists.'
It still makes little sense, though. Seems to be a younger person, I'd say 13 to 14, with a somewhat questionable understanding of their religion.
Nope. Read your babble; gawd can't kill them now because he needs to keep them alive and healthy so his peoples and their peoples can duke it out in Armageddon - and also so he has a scapegoat to blame for all the bad stuff that an all-powerful, all-loving deity would not have allowed to exist in the first place.
P.S. Apparently, normand thinks the way to keep "satan and his demons" at bay is to refer to them only in lowercase and whispers. Superstition is a bitch!
I don't think God likes being told what he should do... and according to y'all if He didn't want it to be, it wouldn't be.
Also, this is not a kid. Kids do not say things like "beautiful young children". Really nobody says that, except maybe chomos who don't want the world to corrupt them because they want to be first.
According to your mythology, your god is responsible for the creation of everything evil in the universe. He tolerates, nay, encourages Satan to torment us regularly.
Thank you very much for telling me what I must do.
Oh, hey, look, there's a lightning bolt right here by my throne. Now how did that get there? They're very dangerous, it would be a shame if I dropped it on someone who was doing nothing more than telling me what to do. A damn shame.
All I get out of this is;
AUGGGH, AUGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I'm sure that if I wasn't an Atheist I'd be a Satanist. God seems like a dick, and the only way that the Devil is 'evil' is because he opposes God. Face it, if the Devil didn't exist in Christianity, life would be boring, and we wouldn't have souls. But I wouldn't be a freaky Gothic kind of Satanist, just a normal one I guess.
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Well, there's the occasional crazy (like that weird old guy on YouTube), but those are the exception, not the rule.
I think you mean "Luciferian," the sect that was declared heretical by the Roman Catholic Church a few centuries ago.
And yet, your god doesn't stop any of those terrible things, even though you reckon he must. Come on, just one more step: What does that tell you about your god? Either he doesn't care, or he's not there.
Up to now, I alway thought Topix was a chocolate bar suitable for human consumption.
WORLD JOY, PEACE, AND JUSTICE CAN ONLY COME with the stench of burned 'demonic' offal then?
I don't think you're doing it right.
"SO THAT THE PAIN, SUFFERINGS, DISTRESS, MISERIES, TROUBLES, AND SORROWS WILL "STOP"...ESPECIALLY FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG CHILDREN, BEFORE THEY CORRUPT THEM ALL. THIS IS MUCH BIGGER THAN WHAT HUMAN HANDS CAN HANDLE OR DO... WORLD JOY, PEACE, AND JUSTICE CAN ONLY COME WITH GOD THE FATHER.S KINGDOM WITH JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LEADER, RULER, AND GREAT KING. THANKYOU..."
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"GOD MUST KILL satan and his demons"
No, God. You are the demons.
And then God was a contradictory zombie.
Also (and as it doesn't show up in my previous comment):
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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