WHEN THE TOPIC IS GOD.. I DON'T GO ON THE LOGICAL THING..
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PROBABLY WISE
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"Oh you guys, after graduation, we SO have to get a place together! It would be so great, right? Like, my brother works in a furniture store, he can totally like hook us up with, get this; a black leather couch."
*girls giggling and bouncing in place, clapping*
"I know, right! Oh you guys, seriously, you guys are my BEST friends, really! Oh, you're gonna make me cry!" *sniff*
(((((Group hug)))))
Redhunter: I do, but it's so often of the Occam's Razor or "Therefore, God is an asshole." type, and usually just because I'm running the idea of a higher being through my head.
1: God demands I worship him, or he'll kick me in the balls and set me on fire. Well, throw me in Hell. Pretty much the same thing, but more eternal.love! Seriously, what the fuck!?
When the topic is sILLy-cUtEE179, I'm all like, "Nutshell, totally, fer sher."
Yeah, most nuts do come in shells. Makes it convenient. At least this one admits to leaving logic behind when talking of God.
This chick, though, sounds like a walking spreader of diabetes. I'm gonna go suck on some battery acid now. Thanks.
Well, no surprise there. If you use logic, terrible things might happen. Such as thinking for youself for example.
And we can't have that can we?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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