Why Would Any Sane Man Want Polygamy?
One woman is enough for any man to deal with considering all of the psychotic "needs" every woman comes up with. Just think about how every woman does not even know what she wants in life, because they always are changing their minds about it. They change with the social climate, fashion trends, whether or not the feminists are screaming about something, whether or not Oprah is babbling about anything that week, with the advertising being so well aimed at them for products and services, with whatever anyone is telling them they "deserve" or are "worth," and with whatever their personal hormones are doing.
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You realize that polygamy doesn't always always have to be "one man, one dozen women" (polygyny) right? It could be "2 men, 2 women" (true polygamy), "one dozen men, one woman" (polyandry), and anything in between.
And seriously, "psychotic 'needs'" ? Get a marriage counselor, stat! (Or...considering how misogynistic you appear to be...you could just settle for a psychiatrist. We'd all be behind that decision, that's for sure!)
Well, it doesn't really matter, does it, Shelli? Aside from your odd misogynist streak, you seem to have come to the conclusion that, since YOU don't like it, it doesn't need to exist.
Oh, yay. It's Shelli. Well, we know why nobody would want you...
Can we do this with men, now? We can go on about how they're lustful pervs, they are unable to express how they feel, they never ask for directions, and they can't clean up after themselves.
Well, I do have trouble even with just one girlfriend...
I don't think this is what Shelli meant though.
*I'm guessing that "Shelli" has a crisis every time someone gets eliminated from American Idol.*
SCOUR!!!!!! Can I have that cheeseburger with a side of WHAT'S UP NOW, BIATCH??????
How can you hate yourself that much? Not every woman sits at home and watches Oprah to get there information. Not every woman is worried about fashions, social climates or what values society puts on them.
- Some have careers (oh right bad)
Well I guess you should just stay home and watch Oprah then.
Actually, there really isn't much to disagree with... OK I kid. Seriously, if I had more than one woman, that would be heaven. Especially with a few guys in there as well. I'd bang 'em all, and even a few fundie women as well to teach 'em how it's done.
What really bothers me about this is, it was written by a woman. I am so ashamed of my gender right now.
I don't sit around coming up with "psychotic 'needs'", and I know what I want.
Here's what I need:
Food, Shelter, and Clothing -- basic necessities, really.
What I want:
For stupid fundamental ists to stop trying to tell me what I "want" or "need", or even what I "know". It's my mind, it's my soul, it's my body, keep yer grubby little paws off!
Does Serena Joy here think the good ol' boys will make her an honorary man if she keeps dissing half the human race?
She hasn't learned much from history: (temporarily) useful idiots like her are cast aside at the first opportunity.
Okay, fuck you. I know two poly people, and one is currently in a relationship with two women and loving it. These women are not only beautiful, but they don't follow your idea of what a woman is. In fact, hardly any woman follows this idea. Feminists don't "scream about something", they protest the social strains on women. And I dunno what "personal hormones" you're doing, but you should lay off them.
Also Shelli, if you're a woman, I feel sorry for you. I'll bet your husband beat the shit out of you until you got into this self loathing mindset. If you're a guy, I hope someone hits your dick with a hammer.
Wow, there is some self loathing going on here.
Self loathing with a side of not gettin' any and needing to justify it.
Huh? Speak for yourself, hon. I can think for myself perfectly well, thank you not very much. I do believe "Shelli" - if it is a woman and not a dude trolling - has a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome. She's sucking up to fundie men by dissing "other" (read: non-fundie) women, in the hope that the fundie men will treat her better. All she's going to get is a bucketload of self-loathing and maybe, just maybe, a patriarchal pat on the head. Is it really worth it, Shelli?
Not really fundie, but I'm going to say Misogynist Assholes for Jesus anyway.
We really need a MisogynistsSTDT.
Antichrist wrote:
"How can you hate yourself that much? Not every woman sits at home and watches Oprah to get there information. Not every woman is worried about fashions, social climates or what values society puts on them."
First, considering that they are more selective with their couples than men, I think that they DO know what they want in life. And second, have you realised that you have given them the golden argument to look for another wife?. They are bored of one and take another. And, remember Solomon baby.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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