Anonymous Gossiper #conspiracy givemegossip.com

the lion was only a ritual.

All just a ritual. We have all experienced the emotional sacrifice of a lion named cecil. It is very possible that this never even happened. It was only a mass ritual of a sacrificial lion. And we have all given power to it. Most have no idea of what is going on, really.

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Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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