I was wondering ? Do any of you sometimes let go of the steering wheel
tell me if I'm crazy, or is this normal ?
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Hey resting,
Hey, resting, it's kind of crazy to think about the rapture, in the first place. Let's not go into cars and creepy details. And don't forget to take all your pills, please.
You're as crazy as a bedbug, when and if the rapture comes, you'll be left on earth directing traffic for your sins. You'll be flattened by somebody who took his hands off the wheel and closed his eyes just to see what it was like. God will laugh.
Bzzzzzt! Cars are iron chariots. God hates iron chariots. You'll burn in hell for eternity for driving one at time of rapture. Also, because they are a Faraday cage, God will not be able to read your mind, so he'll just assume you're a Caananite.
That's severely abnormal and, if I knew who you were IRL, I'd turn you in to your states State Troopers and DMV. People like you deserve to have their driving privileges REVOKED, because it's only a matter of time before you KILL someone (hopefully yourself, but that's unlikely) through your retardation.
Speaking as someone who periodically reflects on how lucky it is that my car isn't invisible, or else I'd have gotten killed just there, meh.
Just make sure it's really only for a MOMENT, and keep your foot where you can hit the brake and your eyes on the road, and you're fine. Everybody deserves a fantasy life.
I have no doubt that many others have beaten me to it, but let me add my voice anyway:
You are crazy. Stone, fucking, nuttier-than-a-fruicake crazy. So is your use of English.
Reminds me of the intro to that episode of Six Feet Under when a truckload of inflatable sex dolls (filled with helium for some reason) lets loose and all the dolls float up and a Fundy thinks it's the rapture so she gets out of her car, runs into traffic, and gets run over and killed. Yeah. Awesome episode, great show.
Oh and yeah, this person's crazy.
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