[Question: "Why when christians get sick they see a doctor instead of asking god to cure them?"]
Answer: bcuz god is bussy sum times with move importent things. right now this very second that im typing this.... about 789,355 christians r sick and god cnt cure all them so they c a docter
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English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Oh, and what's up with Yahoo! Answers anyway? Is it a place where any fool gets to answer questions people send in?
@LOLWUT
Sadly, yes. A few years ago, Yahoo Answers used to be a good source of answers to obscure questions. Those answering were generally knowledgeable on their subjects, and usually included references for their answers. Today, however, it has unfortunately become a site for mindless rantings and ravings. As far as I know, nobody takes it seriously any more.
so the omnipresent, omnicognescent, all powerful sky fairy cant help, well what a surprise.
I think this nut is missing a gene
sorry just ... the sheer level of "slam your face on the keyboard to type" is bothering me
"because god is busy some times with more important things. Right now, this very second that I'm typing this, about 789355* Christians are sick and god can't cure all of them so they see a doctor."
*citation needed
Also, whatever happened to the whole omnipotent "god is EVERYWHERE and can do ANYTHING" ?
Let me see if I understand this. God can create an entire universe full of an almost infinite number of stars in less than a week, but given the same amount of time, he can't manage to cure less than a million Christians? I guess he's become extremely lazy. Might explain why he never gets around to that rapture thing.
There's even better in the rest of that thread. One is claiming all medical advances are actually 'researched on the other side' and then passed on through a soul that's being born.
Do you think man really came up with this stuff on his own.'
The english language hates you too, bitch. Sadly, it doesn't have hands and therefore can't butcher you in return.
But at least she's close to having sense.
"bcuz god is bussy sum times with move importent things. right now this very second that im typing this.... about 789,355 christians r sick and god cnt cure all them so they c a docter"
Holy fuck. Learn to spell.
From what I can decipher you're saying that your omnipotent god can't manage to cure all those people so they should just go to a doctor instead. Wow. What a pathetic, pitiful little impotent god you have.
So much dumb.
1) God would have taught you grammar and spelling to make you more effective with your message.
2) What the hell is with your statistics?
3) God is supposed to be omnipotent and everywhere at once. He can solve all the problems in the world and can help everyone at once, by your own definition of what god is.
Yeah I'm sure an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient, and omnipresent deity gets REALLY tied up sometimes.
Maybe instead of knowing every possible chess game already and cracking Go he could devote some CPU cycles to helping you sorry fools.
Omnipresent. Omnipotent. Look those words up, and then reconcile them with your statement, mmmkay, honey? Oh, and chat speak makes most civilized peoples' eyes bleed.
bcuz god is bussy sum times with move importent things.
...about 789,355 christians r sick and god cnt cure all them...
God's not omnipotent? Gotcha
And besides, he's way too busy granting touchdowns and other such skull-fuckery.
Omnipresent redefined, yet again.
It's the highest order you can be, to be
"Busy" is an understatement.
BUT we need Doctors and Surgeons and Optometrists and Proctologists and so on to infinity. In other words we need people we seldom had access to 100 years ago.
Get a clue.
"bcuz god is bussy sum times with move importent things"
And therefore a 'God' who limits his 'Omnipotence ' is NO God.
So much for 'A prayer a day keeps the doctor away', eh fundies? You still need medical insurance , do you not...?!
O ye of little 'faith' indeed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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