bobabdcarole #fundie

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...Most fags are unaware that a loving God not by genetic coding programmed them into the queer lifestyle of sin.

Some not born queer live like a homosexual to show they let Satan choose the cursed way of fagdom for them.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, and refusing to worship Jesus as their Lord, fags will be damned with Satan to the eternal lake of fire.

Homos also commit filthy sex acts on animals, and the dead bodies of humans...

To brake down a queer's house is a sign of godliness.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, neurotic, and socio-pathic...

To harm queers economically is acceptable in God's eyes. One way to do this is by not employing them.

Faggots and dykes should be forcibly be conscripted into the armed services of the heathen country in which they live.

The soldier, and queer are both destroyers of humanity, so should both be damned as one.

In God's eyes there is no difference between the cock-sucking faggot, and a soldier killing another on a battlefield.

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old comment by Star Cluster

Where in hell did that about soldiers come from? Read the BuyBull. If nothing else, God was orgasmic over a conflict. According to the Wholly Babble, he COMMANDED his followers to wage war against damn near everyone they came into contact with. And I don't mean little skirmishes, I mean all out, clear a path, kill everything that moves, rape the virgins, burn the village, praise God kind of genocide. So now God hates war? To equate soldiers and gays together has got to be the biggest stretch of imagination I've seen a fundie retard make. This is just mind-numbingly stupid. Then again, to link soldiers and gays together like this, he could be a troll.

old comment by Papabear

"...Most fags are unaware that a loving God not by genetic coding programmed them into the queer lifestyle of sin."
So, the perfect, loving, omnipotent, omniscient, omni-benevolent "God" programmed some people, his special creations made in his own image, to commit acts which "God's" own word defines as abominations? Strange theology, indeed. "Some not born queer live like a homosexual to show they let Satan choose the cursed way of fagdom for them." I thought you just told me "God" made them that way? "Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, and refusing to worship Jesus as their Lord, fags will be damned with Satan to the eternal lake of fire." Now that's sounding more like the true Christianity we've come to know and love. (wink) "Homos also commit filthy sex acts on animals, and the dead bodies of humans..." Well, I bet some of them do, but then some heterosexuals do those things too. Those acts do not define homo or hetero sexuality. "To brake down a queer's house is a sign of godliness." In general, houses do not move quickly enough to require brakes. If you mean "break" down the houses of gays and lesbians, then you are an ignorant, homophobic asshole. "Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, neurotic, and socio-pathic..." Case closed. You are an ignorant, homophobic asshole. I think a case can be made that YOU are a sub-human, pathologically paranoid, neurotic sociopath. You may be unclean too, but I'm not party to your bathing habits. "To harm queers economically is acceptable in God's eyes. One way to do this is by not employing them." Discrimination, that's such a nice touch. "Faggots and dykes should be forcibly be conscripted into the armed services of the heathen country in which they live." Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure that with your views of homosexuals you would just love to have your nations defense rest upon their shoulders. "The soldier, and queer are both destroyers of humanity, so should both be damned as one." Or maybe the "destroyers of humanity" are the intolerent religious people. "In God's eyes there is no difference between the cock-sucking faggot, and a soldier killing another on a battlefield." Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

old comment by Maronan

Most fags are unaware that a loving God not by genetic coding programmed them into the queer lifestyle of sin.

So God made them gay, but he's loving, and, what...? Hold on. [Acme Translator is starting up]

Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Fundiebabble-to-English translator now engaged. Translation: Being gay is sinful. Gay people were born that way because God forced them to be gay, but it's still their fault. Gays are sinful and horrible because God made them gay.

Oh. Well, fundies already claim I'm a criminal because my ancestor (who didn't really exist) did something wrong. This doesn't surprise me.

Some not born queer live like a homosexual to show they let Satan choose the cursed way of fagdom for them.

Oh, so some homosexuals are really hetero, and are merely pretending to be gay because they like Satan or something. I suppose you realized that your first statement didn't allow enough justification for bigotry.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other...

Ah. You don't like it, so no one should do it. Where do you get the authority to tell everyone else what they can and can't do in the privacy of their bedrooms? You can apply to ban sexual acts, but you'll need proof of authority, in the form of a notarized letter, handwritten by a major deity, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subject to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as fire-lighters.

...and refusing to worship Jesus as their Lord...

We already know that you throw a temper tantrum when people disagree with you. You don't need to include this to remind us.

...fags will be damned with Satan to the eternal lake of fire.

Can't you just feel the Christian love?

Homos also commit filthy sex acts on animals, and the dead bodies of humans...

Read, please. Thank you.

To brake down a queer's house is a sign of godliness.

I must admit, a moving house would be very queer indeed. If my house started moving, I would do everything I could to brake it. I don't see what it has to do with your magic sky fairy, though. ...Or did you mean "break" their houses? In that case, you are a bigot who needs to go fuck off and die. Just keep in mind if you destroy anyone's house in order to show your Christian love, you'll likely be raped in prison by members of your own respective genders. So watch out, Bob.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, neurotic, and socio-pathic...

Oh, c'mon. We all know you're gay.

To harm queers economically is acceptable in God's eyes. One way to do this is by not employing them.

God doesn't exist.

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." - Anne Lamott

(Nice sig, Julian!)

Faggots and dykes should be forcibly be conscripted into the armed services of the heathen country in which they live.

Gays are horrible! Gays are terrible! They should all be killed! Now, if you're gay, I'm going to give you heavy weapons and order you to protect me. Let's face it. You hate gays, and you give them good reason to dislike you. Now you expect them to protect you? If you rely on your supposed enemies for your defense, well, it seems like a flaw in your system.

The soldier, and queer are both destroyers of humanity...

...so should both be damned as one.

Ah, yes, there goes the most moral and peaceful religion there is, saying people deserve to be tortured forever, again.

In God's eyes there is no difference between the cock-sucking faggot, and a soldier killing another on a battlefield.

Well, according to the BuyBull, this isn't true. In the Bibble, God condemns homosexual sex, but orders his followers to commit genocide. (As in, soldiers.) He may not like gays, but he is a war god, so he loves big tough soldiers. (Dodges tomatoes.)

old comment by UberLutheran

I have prepared a German translation which may help bobadcarole should he choose to use his post as part of a speech to stormfront.org or the Republican Party:
"... sind die meisten Homosexuals ahnungslos, daß ein liebevoller Gott nicht durch genetische Kodierung sie in den eigenartigen Lebensstil der Sünde programmierte. Irgendein nicht geborenes Homosexuelles, das wie ein Homosexual, zum ließen sie zu zeigen Phasen ist, Satan die verfluchte Methode von Homosexualität für sie wählen. Fortfahrend sexuelle Taten auf einander und ablehnend, Jesus als ihr Lord anzubeten, Homosexuals werden mit Satan zum ewigen See des Feuers verdammt. Homosexuals legen auch schmutzige Geschlechttaten auf Tieren und die toten Körper der Menschen fest. Hinunter das Haus eines Homosexuals zu bremsen ist ein Zeichen der Gottgefälligkeit. Homosexuals sind sub-human unrein, pathologisch paranoid, neurotic, und soziologisch-pathic... Homosexuals zu schädigen ist ökonomisch in den Augen des Gottes annehmbar. Zum dies zu tun ist, indem es nicht sie einsetzt. Homosexuals und Lesbier sollten gewaltsam sein werden eingezogen in die bewaffneten Services des heidnischen Landes, in dem sie leben. Der Soldat und der Homosexual sind beide Zerstörer von Menschlichkeit, also, wenn beide als eine verdammt werden. In den Augen des Gottes gibt es keinen Unterschied zwischen dem Hahn-saugenden Homosexual und einen Soldaten, der beendet andere auf einem Schlachtfeld."

old comment by Grim

Pardon me, but I think that I'm going to vomit now...(BLAAARRRGGH!) Ah, much better. So, let's get down to mockery, shall we?

...Most fags are unaware that a loving God not by genetic coding programmed them into the queer lifestyle of sin.
(*Damn. First line, and already I'm confused. If God hates them, then why the fuck does he keep making them?*)

Some not born queer live like a homosexual to show they let Satan choose the cursed way of fagdom for them.
(*O RLY? Please, show me an example. I'm dying to meet a straight person who turned gay for the sake of Satan. (Example may not come from mental asylum)*)

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, and refusing to worship Jesus as their Lord, fags will be damned with Satan to the eternal lake of fire.
(*Ah, there we go. Good ol' batshit. Tell me, if Satan supposedly loves gay people, then why should he toss them into the lake of fire?*)

Homos also commit filthy sex acts on animals, and the dead bodies of humans...
(*And now we get into the libel. It's called consent, people. That is the difference between a homo(Or hetero-)sexual relationship, and bestiality. And where the fuck did necrophilia come from? Never heard that one before.*)

To brake down a queer's house is a sign of godliness.
(*BLAAARRRGHH. Absolutely sickening. Tell me, where in the Bible does it mention this?*)

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, neurotic, and socio-pathic...
(*I'll just provide some wiki links here, shall I?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurosis
Sociopathy is apparently a "loosely defined term", but the page leads to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissocial_personality_disorder*)

To harm queers economically is acceptable in God's eyes. One way to do this is by not employing them.
(*Again, horribly disgusting. And illegal in some states!*)

Faggots and dykes should be forcibly be conscripted into the armed services of the heathen country in which they live.
(*Sing it with me, boys and girls! IT. IS. FUCKING. ILLEGAL. YOU. FAIL.*)

The soldier, and queer are both destroyers of humanity, so should both be damned as one.
(*Dude, WTF? Insensitive nutcase pacifist troll, apparently.)

In God's eyes there is no difference between the cock-sucking faggot, and a soldier killing another on a battlefield.
(*Massive, massive, massive FAIL. In conclusion, FOADIAF.*)

old comment by Nny

Homos also commit filthy sex acts on animals, and the dead bodies of humans...
I'm not too shure about that but there are hetrosexual "christian" men who have sex with children.
To brake down a queer's house is a sign of godliness.
I don't remember Jesus breaking into people's houses.
Christians are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, neurotic, and socio-pathic...
Fixed.
To harm queers economically is acceptable in God's eyes. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Have you even read the NT? Christ says to "love they neighbor as they self". And remember the plank in your eye story?
I doubt you've even read any of that. How can you call yourself a "christian" but blantly ignore the teachings of christ himself!
This I'll never understand.
The soldier, and queer are both destroyers of humanity, so should both be damned as one.
If it wasn't for a soldier we (assuming your American) would still be under the dictatorship of England.
In God's eyes there is no difference between the cock-sucking faggot, and a soldier killing another on a battlefield.
Does that make god a cock sucking faggot?

old comment by J.T.

...Most fags are unaware that a loving God not by genetic coding programmed them into the queer lifestyle of sin.
Sorry, you're kind of confusing. Are you saying a loving god made them something he hates so that he could punish them? Some loving god.

Some not born queer live like a homosexual to show they let Satan choose the cursed way of fagdom for them.
No one chooses to be gay. No one chooses to be persecuted by fundie fucktards like you.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other,
Why is it any of God's business what two people who love each other do in their bedroom?

and refusing to worship Jesus as their Lord,
What about the ones that do worship Jesus? Jesus himself never said anything about gays in the Bible.

fags will be damned with Satan to the eternal lake of fire.
Because of how they were born? How kind. Why doesn't God damn all blue-eyed people to hell?

Homos also commit filthy sex acts on animals, and the dead bodies of humans...
[citation needed]

To brake down a queer's house is a sign of godliness.
And to "brake" down your house would be completely justified, asshat. Way to be a loving Christian.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, neurotic, and socio-pathic...
[citation needed]

To harm queers economically is acceptable in God's eyes. One way to do this is by not employing them.
Go fuck yourself. You know nothing about the teachings of Christ. Jesus preached love of your fellow man, not hatred of anything that's different. You know jack shit about love, and you know jack shit about Jesus - you know, your role model, the one you're supposed to aspire to.

Faggots and dykes should be forcibly be conscripted into the armed services of the heathen country in which they live.
RAGE BUILDING.

The soldier, and queer are both destroyers of humanity, so should both be damned as one.
Gays do not destroy humanity, you fucker.

In God's eyes there is no difference between the cock-sucking faggot, and a soldier killing another on a battlefield.
Fuck your god and the horse he rode in on.
And fuck you too. Learn a bit about your religion. "Christian love" my ass.

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