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Pagan prayers made in false belief. Only those who know Jesus (the) Christ shall be saved from their Sin. As the world has been fooled by Catholicism, so the world has been fooled by Islam. These, and other false religions, exist because people reject the Truth.

Follow Jesus, find Truth.

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old comment by Churchy LaFemme

Jerry,

Just out of curiosity, are you posting from a public computer, such as one in a library? I ask because I assume you have given away all your worldly possessions, or sold them and given the money to the poor, as the Jesus of the Christian Bible repeatedly told His followers to do. None of the disciples worked for a living, but depended on begging/donations from others. They shared what they received among the entire group, in a manner that would be considered socialist today.

I would agree with you that there are very few today who follow the teachings of Jesus as stated in the Bible. However, unless you are living in a tent under a bridge, I'm not sure how you figure you qualify either.

old comment by SpukiKitty

@ Oxymoron's Razor
I like the Divine Lord of Psychedelia and Dawn's Piper, Syd Barrett! He's a raven-haired beauty with big dramatic Cleopatra eyes who's very presence made women melt and hetero men question their sexuality! He was basically Krishna with an electric guitar!
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....LOOK! TWINS!
Syd also moonlights as Pan! Gotta keep that Piper piping with those pipes!

Being formerly Roman Catholic, I can only say this....

FROM THE "CHAPLET OF DIVINE MERCY"....
* Eternal Father, I offer You the Body and Blood Soul and Divinity of Your dearly beloved Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world.
* For the sake of His sorrowful Passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.
* Holy God, Holy Mighty One, Holy Immortal One, have mercy on us and on the whole world.

Sounds pretty darn Jesus-y and Christian to me! Not one mention of Ba'al or Zeus or Cernunnos!

So can we quit the whole "Catholics Worship Moloch" for once?

I'm NeoPagan and I think Jesus was a cool guy AND a Divine avatar. Explain me!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Retard Jerry

Why does your 'Lord' need to worry about people worshipping other deities, if he knows he's the only one?

Rather insecure*, for a 'God' who is supposed to be transcendental and above any & all mortal matters, eh Jer...?

I refer you to the end of the Luc Besson film "Lucy". God is the kickass woman Scarlett Johansson. [/Black Widow, Major Motoko Kusanagi]

*- Not seeing any Quakers or Unitarian Universalists needing to put their 'opinion' oar in FSTDT. Or perhaps they're just a little too secure about their beliefs & faith to worry about things that make you so butthurt that you need to 'opinionate' here.

Clearly they have transcended such mere irrelevancies. Just like a True Christian would.

You may now proceed to explain in great detail wow said Quakers & UUs aren't Christians, certainly True ones by your subjective standards [/Matthew 7:1]. Because in not doing so, you'll be admitting that your 'God' - and therefore you - are too insecure to not worry about irrelevant matters: and therefore you aren't a 'True Christian'. Your 'Lord' is certainly inferior to we Atheists, LGBT people & non-fundie Theists.

Refuse to refute my charges, and therefore prove me right. Also, admit that Scarlett Johansson is God. Enjoy your paradox, Jer...!

old comment by freako104

You don't understand Catholicism nor the word Pagan.

And Jerry understands it even less. When he talks of Christianity and the Bible he has no knowledge of it but has even less knowledge of other religions. Of course he does want his religion in power not unlike Daesh does,the Taliban does and al Qaeda does. He gets ideas from satanic Muslims. The Catholic church he also has said is satanic yet like Muslims he often agrees with it. Remember it too once held power. Naturally this was in dark ages. Which Jerry wants. He gets ideas from and often agrees with those he labelled satanists. But he, much like Frank Burns is always wrong. Perhaps that's what's so right about him. When he talks about faith, Christianity or otherwise, know it is wrong.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@freako104

"sweetride said something similar. But returned after, apparently he was dissatisfied with god's judgment on us. Let us see if Jerry fairs better"

...and if he does, Jer'll be admitting that his 'Lord' doesn't exist to be able to 'Judge' us.

The above Challenger II & Abbot Self-propelled Gun. I'd like to remind Jerry that it was the UK that invented the modern-day Iron Chariot in WWI.

His 'Lord' has been doing a lot of 'Returning' in all the near-century since those first tanks rolled out onto the battlefield, amirite?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

Culminating in the equally God-scaring M-1 Abrams (USA), Leclerc (France), Leopard II (Germany), Merkava (Israel) [/Irony], T-90 (Russia), Type 99 (China) and Pokpung Ho (North Korea). And of course, as it's British-made, the original God-Killer: Challenger II.

Those Type 99s, Jer:

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In Soviet China, God worships you.

Please realise that the creation is now superior to the creator. Via Judges 1:19, we have judged your 'Lord'.

The Manta Prowl [i]Tanks[/i] used by Justice Department in Mega-City One, crewed by Judges (1:19), in the British comic series "Judge Dredd" in "2000 AD". Even your 'Grud', 'Jovis' is shit-scared of Dredd & co., Jer. >:D

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