As a Christian I have a relationship with the LIVING God through Jesus Christ. No other denomination has a leader that is still alive. This is how I know in my heart. And God did provide a way for everyone to know the truth.
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Woah woah woah. I thought Jesus DIED for you. How the fuck can he be alive then? And if he died and then came back to life? What the fuck kind of sacrificial god is that?
You want a real living God who died?
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Bow down to the motherfucking Emperor.
Yeah I thought I was going somewhere with this.
Exquisite and indelible sandwich welcome to the house of candles. They say everyman would rather three short lengths of string than a large turnip carving. Excrement and fish-paste, two things that are desirable to mammoth hunters. It's either that or become an underwater wasp farmer. If you do manage to grow a new house brick then, don't let me know.
4.5 billion people (about 70% of mankind) disagree with Christianity.
I don't know the percentage of the Bible that disagrees with the rest of the book, but it is high enough for me to question the truthfulness of that book.
Additionally, I know for certain that those believers who claim to experience God in their own head do in fact have a mental illness.
So, if you claim Yeshua is really alive (and not just in a spiritual sense, in which case your version of christiabnity wouldn´t differ much from other religions which also have their god alife in a spritual sense, take for example the jewish/roman pantheon or the norse gods ;) )
then where does he live and what is is phone number/eMail-adress?
"And God did provide a way for everyone to know the truth."
If he´s still alive then popping by to say hello wouldn´t be to much to ask. You know remove any doubt that he exists instead of relying on an outdated, ambiguous and generally badly written book?
This is how I know in my heart.
I prefer to know things with my brain. I'm not sure what kind of mutant you are, but most people use brains to know stuff with, and use their hearts to pump blood through their bodies.
Osiris said:
Woah woah woah. I thought Jesus DIED for you.
Of course he did, but then he came back to life. So, essentially he had a bit of a bad weekend. A day or two on a cross, a couple of days in hell, then he's up and about again.
Compare this with other religious stories where people have their entrails eaten by a bird for all eternity and so on, and Jesus' sacrifice doesn't seem so great in comparison..
The Dali Llama never truly dies, but comes back in a new life every time. He's alive, hence Buddhism is obviously the one, true path. (I haven't seen any Fundamentalist Buddhists on here. Are there? It would be delicious...)
As a Christian I have a relationship with the LIVING God through Jesus Christ.
So, the bible is really lying then when it says Jesus died?
I knew it! I knew there was something fishy about that story, never could put my finger on something specific, thank you for opening my eyes to how wrong the bible is!
1) You mean "religion" not "denomination". The reason most founders of religions are dead is because they were founded a long time ago.
2) The problem is, there is no evidence the Jesus Christ ever existed, let alone is still alive.
Still alive? I'm sorry, but death and rebirth means he's not still alive as the same guy.
At least I admit my deities reincarnate.
WAT?
Denomination: a sect or branch of a religious belief.
I believe the word you were looking for was religion, and you would still be wrong.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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