Imaginaton if we was limited to 100 or so. 4,000 year people. That would give the animals to grow more. Their bones are now called dinosaur bones.
[Then LW sums it up quite nicely in his next comment]
WHAT THE?
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"WHAT THE?"
My thoughts exactly.
I stuck on the first part still... "Imaginaton if we was limited to 100 or so. 4,000 year people. That would give the animals to grow more."
Ok, I got it! LW is Chinese and has a translator that doesn't work!
SurfinSeaOtter, my thoughts as well.
Taken on another level, LoneWolf's oeuvre approaches the sublime.
Bite the Wax Tadpole.
If anyone here is a member of that forum, could you please ask him these question for me?
"LW, what is your native language? What languages were used in the household in which you grew up? At what age did you start learning English?"
I know that even if English isn't his native language it doesn't explain his consistently bizarre use of words and punctuation, but I find it difficult to believe that anyone is truly as stupid as he presents himself to be.
For you Grigadil:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/470196676_787c6f48a7.jpg
"Imaginaton if we was limited to 100 or so. 4,000 year people. That would give the animals to grow more. "
LoneWolf1984: Now converted to Time Cube-ianity.
"Their bones are now called dinosaur bones."
Translation: "The Aristocrats!"
"WHAT THE?"
And that was when he was suddenly abducted by aliens...
Love this responce on the next page;
~Psshaw
Just promise me one thing, Lonewolf1984.
One.
Don't EVER. Run for public office.
"Imagine if we were limited to only 100 or so 4000-year-old people. That would give the animals room to grow more. Their bones are now called 'dinosaur' bones."
wow
how on earth do you know how to find the internet?
"The internet - it doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessable to others"
Utterly incomprehensible gibberish. I have no clue what he's trying to say.
Oh, and Swish, I find that MadLibs make more sense than this guy.
Engrish!
image
That's what it must be.
"Imaginaton if we was limited to 100 or so. 4,000 year people."
I knew right away from the funky punctuation and the bizarre yet still incomplete sentence structure that it could be none other than LoneWolf.
"That would give the animals to grow more."
While it's true that lizards continue to grow throughout their lives there's an upper limit to just how big they can get. You can't start out with a tiny little iguana and end up with a brontosaurus, no matter what you, Hovind or the jackass on my local Christian station think.
"Their bones are now called dinosaur bones."
Not quite, bucko.
"WHAT THE?"
Yes, that's generally my first thought upon reading your posts as well.
LoneWolf (and a handful of other lunatic-fringe creationists) have this bizarre idea that dinosaurs were huge because reptiles keep growing all their lives; and if, before the Fall, everything lived longer (and maybe grew faster because of the absence of "sin"), that would explain their size. Therefore, there was no such thing as dinosaurs - they're just regular old lizards that grew really big in the pre-Fall environment. Apparently LoneWolf thinks scientists call any large bone a dinosaur.
Since Genesis says the Fall happened no more than 130 years after creation, this doesn't even make sense biblically.
"Kayu #632791 2008-Jul-22 07:04 AM
Did yer brain just explode? "
I would have to say more like his brain imploded. As in an intellectual black hole, no intelligible thoughts can escape.
Are you trying to say that if people lived to be 4000 years old, we would end up the size of giant dinosaurs? Then why do people stop growing after puberty? If that is what you are trying to say, I couldn't quite decipher it.
Just to be fair to LoneWolf1984:
Lone Wolf doesn't quote, or reference, the posts he is responding to. His "WHAT THE?" was a response to a different post in the thread.
to Dan@632887 (aka ~Xchron)
Thanks for posting the questions ;-)
I'm not sure he's even reading that thread any more since he hasn't written anything there since last April. Earlier in that same thread he talks about having apraxia. That wouldn't account for his language issues, but if he had aphasia as well, it might. He doesn't mention aphasia however, so I'm left to think he's stupid and lazy. I think his god invented spell check because his flock are a bunch of idiots. Apparently, they're too stupid to use it.
I *think* I actually understand what he is trying to say. (don't shoot me). I just speak pretty good fundanese.
"Imagine a time when there lived only a few people - 100 or so - who would live lives of up to 4,000 years. That would give the animals room and time to live longer and hence grow bigger and bigger. Their bones (of the animals that lived and grew longer) obviously would be very big and are now called dinosaur bones."
It's that fundy schmeory that Dinosaurs are 'just' very big lizzards.
Oh! I know! LW wrote the first part while high and forgot about it, and then came groaning back to the computer with a raging headache and saw it, and was like, "what the?"
Yeah, of course I figure it's something like that, but it's still pretty... odd.
ok, so you're suggesting that other animals that live a long period of time evolve pokémon style into dinosaurs while people for some bizarre reason are physically unaffected by aging ~80x their natural lifespan? What kind of brain cell slaughtering chemicals do you have to ingest to think this way?
Ok, that does it. LoneWolf is either a poe, or he got hit in the head with a baseball bat when he was a toddler (multiple times).
I refuse to believe that there are people out there that are this stupid naturally.
HAHAHA!!!!
That is all. :|
Am I reading that shit wrong, or has StupidWolf managed to even confuse himself?
He's certainly got me baffled. Whatever language that's supposed to be written in, it is not English.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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