Sigh
I don't know if I should ever start this..
He said he created the world.
He has to use preexisting matter.
So he took existing matter from other places.
And some of it had dinosaur bones on it.
The end.
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I'll be the 3rd to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
BTW... He's not kidding. When I was "Saved" in a fundie Bappy church, I was told Satan placed dino fossils there to deceive us.....
Let me be the second to say, "oh the stupid, it burns!" and the forth to say BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
This is the dumbest comment I have ever seen on this board. I did appreciate Winterkill deciding that his omnipotent creator didn't have the ability to create matter though...
"He cant just conjure up mass."
Um, have you even read the bible? According to your own nonsense, God is omnipotent. So either he can do whatever the fuck he wants (including "conjuring up mass") or your bible/religion is wrong. Your choice.
* Sigh
I don't know if I should ever start this..
I know people will find out that I'm a schmuck.
That people would laugh at me and give me a wedgie if they saw me.
That I don't think that God is all-powerful if he can't create anything.
That I'm making this shit up. And I have my head up my ass!
The End."
P.S. That I don't know how to use quotation marks either.
Winterkill
Well, you've done it. My brain just leapt out of my head, carrying a can of beans bundled in a handkerchief on the end of a stick, and said "You know what, I'm not coming back this time."
(Although I've noticed that even without a brain, I still spell better than a fundie.)
The omnipotent creator of the Universe plagiarized??
And not only that, didn't even originate life itself OR Creation?
HE WAS LIKE A SUB-CONTRACTOR?!?!?!?
Also, I want to visit the parallel universe of dinosaurs that is missing an Earth-sized chunk of rock. Sounds like a fun place.
If he could create the world, he could create matter as well. Thats a puny god you describe, not an omnipotent one.
My straw man is less flammable than your straw man!
Firstly, ancient myth says he created the world.
Secondly, why do you even try to use god as an explanation for anything, if he can't even create something out of nothing?
Whoah...see, this is where things go when theology gets out into the hands of the Everybody. Actual scholars have their limits. Real people have totally weird ideas.
Which, under the correct circumstances, leads to organic religious development. When there is already such a thing as doctrine and it's just being whacked at, you get stupids like this and scaries like the Wahaabis.
So God isn't really "The Creator", but more like a construction worker or, judging from his frequent temper tantrums, petty jealousy and obnoxious behavior, much more likely a toddler playing with his legos. That does kinda make more sense.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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