Q: Is obama in god's earthly plans?
''God can use a godless communist like Obama to reach the end that He wants to bring about - the return of Christ. We know that things are supposed to get much worse before Christ returns. and this may be the catapult for those events.''
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That's a great God you got yourself there.
Please make up your mind, last time I heard Obama was the Anit-Christ passing as a socialist Marxist Muslim Terrorist.
Now he is a communist?
My prediction: In four years the country will be at peace, well-liked internationally, economically sound, letting some benefit actually reach the millions on the bottom, getting good healh care, working its way out of debt and toward clean energy - while kirajenlove, the Raptards and other assorted fundynuts gibber on about how much worse things are than in 2008.
"God can use a godless communist like Obama to reach the end that He wants to bring about - the return of Christ. "
Because your God is clearly completely powerless to do ANYTHING without some convoluted Goldbergian scheme in place to do it for him.
"We know that things are supposed to get much worse before Christ returns"
Like Bush's entire term in office? Maybe Obama is the second coming of christ, here to fix all the shit that Bush fucked up.
[We know that things are supposed to get much worse before Christ returns. ]
No. The rapture happens first, then everthing gets worse.
As someone living in Canada, where even our right-wing party, the Conservative Party of Canada, has socialist policies, I'd like to say that kirajenlove hasn't got a fucking clue what a communist is or what the communist party policies are.
Sadly, Lucilius, it didn't happen. The Republicans spent too much time blocking every single move Obama made... hell, they even shut down the federal government for a day or so rather than cooperate with him!
"We know that things are supposed to get much worse before Christ returns. and this may be the catapult for those events."
>2008
(*Eight years later; looking over parapet of Castle White House *)
King Obama (in an outrageous accent ): 'Fetchez la vache.'
Sir Secretary of Defence: 'Quoi?'
King Obama: 'Fetchez la vache!'
(*Catapult is fired *)
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Sir kirajenlove & rest of silly American K-niggets: 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!1ONE1eleventyone1 '
[/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3 >:D
Things getting much worse?
We know that things are supposed to get much worse before Christ returns. and this may be the catapult for those events
Just like the current 2022-2023 bullshit, where the same kind of ultrafundamentalist and pseudoreligious conspiracy theorists and anti-government extremists are in war accelerationism, bigotry and violence normalization, a disinformation and propaganda echo chamber for chaos?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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