Oh I don't know. Make a lizard give birth to a bird, or a cow to a whale, or a monkey a man. All are progressions evolutionists believe. So why not? Should only take you a few million years to do, right? Oh but your steps wouldn't be random, so you should be able to speed it up quite a bit.
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except that those are radically different life forms that, altho related, cannot interbreed and give birth to one another because they are too genetically diverse. also, if I might quote Morbo,
"EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY."
Would you accept a cat with thumbs?
Or a bacteria that is as different from its ancestor as we are from the chimps?
Because we have both of those.
Or should we try and resurrect the woolly mammoth?
Please, please, please, PLEASE, learn about SOMETHING from a different perspective than what your pastors say for once in your life. These arguments are getting old and are simply wrong to anyone who has only an ounce of understanding about evolution.
Look asshole, by claiming that God created everything, that means that God created Australia's wildlife.
I think that blows the concept of a kind and loving god completely out of the water.
It also means that God created the Platypus. Good luck defining its kind, or what it descended from on the Ark.
“Oh I don't know. Make a lizard give birth to a bird, or a cow to a whale, or a monkey a man.”
“All are progressions evolutionists believe.”
“So why not?”
“ Should only take you a few million years to do, right?”
“Oh but your steps wouldn't be random, so you should be able to speed it up quite a bit.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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