@breakerslion
Oh, I shall o good sir! I'll start with the Troll Destroyer:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=92988&Page=3#1512888
@Professor[i]PonySpice
"Hey Animu-e-moose
When you clop to your favorite pony, do you say their name and imagine them saying yours? Are you like, “Mmmm yeah oh Rainbow Dash. You’re so cute!” and then imagine her saying, “Yes! Yes! More Anon-e-moose~!”?
"Damn I am so horny right now. Clopping to Rainbow Dash like 10 times in the past hours."
"Don’t want to go back to work tomorrow."
"I am such a scum bag."
"I need to stop drinking alone."
"RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@Professsor[i]PaedoSpice
"@ #1512897
'Professor troll here seems to have some disturbing fantasies.'
Well I'm not the one that posted a fantasy about a child-like cartoon pony having an orgy with biblical horses."
Left to my own devices, I wouldn't even have imagined such a scenario, not in a million years... The dangers of being raised on hentai."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=92988&Page=4#1513076
@Rabbit of Caerbannog
'Well I'm not the one that posted a fantasy about a child-like cartoon pony having an orgy with biblical horses.'
"Don't worry Jimbo honey, he just posted what everyone knows you were thinking ; ) "
When trying to model your posting career after eloh, give him a wave from me, and say '(h)el(l)o!' when your own hole is as deep as his!