I find it hard to believe that people won't realize it was a rapture that happens. Come on, your telling me people are so stupid that they see all Christians and children disappear without a sound, pregnant women are left with no baby in their womb, babies in cribs disappear, people who know that I'm a Christian and all the sudden I am just gone, leaving behind my necklace and underwear, they won't know what happened?
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pearls are baby oysters don't you know ! and as oyster are the cockroaches of the sea, who want THEM in heaven !
ps. I'm kidding, I know pearls aren't baby oyster, they're god's little eggs!
I like the subtle undercurrent of misogyny in how he thinks unborn children will be raptured but their poor mothers will be left on earth. Oh, that's it, women are inherently sinful creatures and deserve to have their babies stolen. You fuckstick. Take your tighty whiteys to heaven with you, we don't want them.
What about all the zillions of innocent fetuses (feti?) we librul Death Stalinists have been systematically murdering since Roe v. Wade, and even before - heaven is going to be a very crowded and messy place the day the Earth stands still. Then again, Earth will be messy with all that fundy underwear and Five&Dime jewelry laying about, and we sinners will just have to pick up after them. It will be Hell.
Wait, is God going to rapture all you naked(sarcasm). And honestly, NO. They won't realise because, if the raptured is as you tell us, only a minimal fraction of the population will be rapture. Second, because this minimal fraction happens to be very seclusive. They live in their dreamland world and they don't mingle with the rest of the people and "things of the world". And third, because in this world, people mind their business. Don't worry, nobody cares what you will do the next five minutes, being Christian or not. You're so contemptous and arrogant.
Come on, your telling me that you believe this rapture crap?
And what about the fertilised eggs frozen in liquid nitrogen? Will they be raptured too?
"...I am just gone, leaving behind my necklace and underwear, they won't know what happened?"
-They just won't care. One less fundie to piss us all off
Disappear I do when died I did, too. Jedi you be too ? Also, confusing your grammar much be, how can people will not realize it was a rapture...tense switching much.
"I find it hard to believe that people won't realize it was a rapture that happens. "
Just because you choose to blindly follow a made up fairy tale of an event, doesn't mean the rest of the thinking world will follow suit.
Oh yeah, since when are fetuses 'Christians'?
Now, why would the unborn kids disappear? I thought that humans sinned before they were born. So, if they've sinned, how is it that they'll get to heaven?
Twat.
So she's lounging around the house wearing nothing but her underwear and a necklace, saying, "Take me now, Jesus!"
So would this then count as the last temptation of Christ?
The thing that makes me wonder is this...
"I am just gone, leaving behind my necklace and underwear"
Only necklace and underwear? What about your other clothes, or are you stripping for Jeebus?
Now hang on. If you nuts are to be believed (you aren't) then the point of the rapture is that people ascend physically into heaven. No scawee death required. So the fetus thing... ugh. Either you'll have a kind of chestburster thing happening, or the women will be dragged into the atmosphere by the uterus- and you know that's gotta hurt.
P.S: This is who'll be joining you in heaven?
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What disturbs me is the fact that this person only wears underwear and a necklace.
So, everyone are going to be naked in heaven?
Ooor does God not want to let underwear and necklaces into heaven 'cause they're filthy or something?
"pregnant women are left with no baby in their womb"
*gasp*
GOD IS A FETUS MURDERER
"babies in cribs disappear"
Yes, that's the Rapture.
"all the sudden I am just gone, leaving behind my necklace and underwear, they won't know what happened?"
Is that all you wear, all the time?
Mister Spak raises a good point.
If every potential sperm and egg combination is sacred like we've been hearing, does that mean that sperm and eggs will also be raptured?
And since they haven't been alive yet to receive sin, we MUST rapture every innocent sperm AND egg on Earth?
The Rapture is going to be extremely gooey and nasty, in my understanding.
"Calling all cars, calling all cars. This is an All Points Bulletin for a fundie wearing underwear, only underwear. Oh, and a necklace. Subject is unarmed but mentally unstable. Approach with caution."
Actually if the rapture happened, I'd be dancing in the streets, the FUNDIES ARE GONE!!!!
Don't we get 1000 years of Satan's rule after that?
All this talk of "fishersofmen" and discarded underwear...
I'm going to refrain from further comment, as this post has awakened my old teenage reptilian brain.
Jesus doesn't like panties! ohnoes.
And a necklace, well... it could be an idol! I actually had a convo with a fundie where I was told, because I wear a hammer of thor on a chain around my neck, I'm worshipping my pendant. Not thor, but the bit of pewter around my neck. Dumbasses!
Going commando for Christ. You gotta love it.
That whole thread is so damnably funny. The echo chamber effect at RR has gotten to the point that they are all convinced that the entire human population is aware of "the rapture" and would actually notice (and care) about the disappearance of ~9000 Alabamians.
...and all the sudden I am just gone, leaving behind my necklace and underwear, Does anyone else find it odd that this person mentions these two items specifically, rather than use general terms like "clothing"?
Is it because Heaven is strictly 'commando-style' or because they typically find themselves wearing nothing else?
Considering only 144,000 people will be getting raptured, out of not only everyone on the planet now, but everyone who has ever lived, it will simply be a slightly more busy day for the missing persons unit.
This is like, verbatim from that left behind book.
When I hear of children disappear without a sound, I think foul play or kidnapping. Pregnenat women left with no baby is a false pregnency or miscarriage. When grown women disapear leaving a nacklace and underwear, I imagine cheating, kidnapping, or a fun day.
Your a fundie. I hope your kidnaped.
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