I Don't beleive that UFO's and alian's are propaganda at all.
I think that Lucifer and his angel's have technology that we couldnt fathom.
Thing's like saucer shaped vehicles that are surounded by an electro magnatic feild so that they can defy the laws of physic's.
In sphere of the full 10 dementional univerce and not limited to only 4 the way we are.
I have said this before on this web site but I do beleive that when the Rapture happens.
Satan will know it emediatly.
And then I beleive he will order UFO's to uncloak so to speak.
Showing themselves over every town and city so that every one in the world will see them.
Then the next day's headlines will read (MIllion's abducted by UFO's.)
And who wouldn't beleive that having seen the thing's themselves in the sky.
THeir have been so many sightings of these thing's by so many credible people that it definatly is real.
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"I Don't beleive that UFO's and alian's are propaganda at all."
Of course not. There are plenty of flying objects that are for a time unidentified. That doesn't mean that any of them are space craft from other worlds.
Aliens, too, exist. One of them mows my lawn.
"I think that Lucifer and his angel's have technology that we couldnt fathom."
You, and other Fundies, seem to have great respect for Satan's abilities, and yet you contend that just saying something like "Be gone! in Jesus' name" will defeat or deter him. Why are you still si scared of Satan?
"Thing's like saucer shaped vehicles that are surounded by an electro magnatic feild so that they can defy the laws of physic's."
No, unlike the laws of humankind, one cannot "defy" the laws of physics. In any event, a "magnatic feild" is not going to help anything.
"In sphere of the full 10 dementional univerce and not limited to only 4 the way we are."
Huh? Are you a believer in string theory?
"I have said this before on this web site but I do beleive that when the Rapture happens."
Please, try to communicate in complete sentences, such as, "I do not believe the rapture will happen."
"Satan will know it emediatly."
According to you Bible, that will be the case. According to all reasonable evidence, Satan and the rapture are both imaginary.
"And then I beleive he will order UFO's to uncloak so to speak."
And, regardless of what the villain in your fairy tale says, they will be shown to be airplanes, birds and man-made satellites.
"Showing themselves over every town and city so that every one in the world will see them."
Yes, there are airplanes, birds and man-made satellites visible from nearly every spot on earth.
"Then the next day's headlines will read (MIllion's abducted by UFO's.)"
It is unlikey that humans will be abducted by airplanes, birds or man-made satellites.
"And who wouldn't beleive that having seen the thing's themselves in the sky."
I wouldn't. I've seen airplanes, birds and man-made satellites in the sky, and I don't believe they will abduct anyone.
"THeir have been so many sightings of these thing's by so many credible people that it definatly is real."
Of course, nearly all of us have seen airplanes, birds and man-made satellites. Some of us lucky ones have even seen balloons, lightning, auroras and missile tests. Many who have seen such things are credible. Many of the people who claim to have encountered space craft and beings from other worlds are, shall we say, less than credible.
Considering sentence structure, spelling, and the all around level of bullshit this entails, I'm not inclined to take you seriously.
Oh, I give this tool, er, guy full points for an elegant theory... UFOs are all laying in wit so that when the rapture happens, we blame them for all the people disapearing!
I'm not QUITE sure how this will advance the cause of the devil/saucer people... but you have to credit his imagination. Not as though you can credit his spelling or grammar.
alian's, physic's, thing's, dementional, emediately...
Don't people go to fucking SCHOOL anymore?
<<alian's, physic's, thing's, dementional, emediately...
Don't people go to fucking SCHOOL anymore? >>
Now you know why they push homeschooling so much. Soon everyone will spell as badly as they do.
Actually string theory only necessitates 10 (although some versions of string theory have up to 26), the standard 4, and 2 controlling dimensions for each of the x, y & z dimensions. Brane theory etc with multiple universes dictates 11. [/takes a bit of scalp with nit pick]
You don't have a clue what electromagnetic means, do you, Turtle?
As I used to tell my students, I believe in UFOs. People see plenty of things that they aren't able to identify. Some of them are (or appear to be) flying. Aliens . . . that's a whole 'nother ball of wax.
Irene
Mad Dog, I can't say, but I would bet that the priests of the temple of Syrinx would want nothing to do with Turtle.
Sheesh, what a freakin' mess this post is. I don't know whether to nominate it for the Tinfoil Hat Prize or the Grammarian Ribbon.
~David D.G.
OMFG.
http://www.rr-bb.com/search.php?searchid=305392
Funny, sometimes this guy can spell, but usually because he's cutting and pasting bible verses. When he has to go by ear, it gets funnier.
His name's Roger, which doesn't suggest ESL issues.
Shocking spelling and grammar
"In sphere of the full 10 dementional univerce and not limited to only 4 the way we are."
Look ma i's rifewtin da afeists hyuck hyuck
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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