I've been talking to this Atheist. I explained to him what he believed.
I said, "you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?"
the more i talked to him, the more he knew his theory made no sense.
Its a work in progress, but I hope to talk him into it
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I explained to him what he believed. I said, "you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?"
That was arrogant, condescending, and fallacious of you.
the more i talked to him, the more he knew his theory made no sense.
That sounds like a lie.
"the more i talked to him, the more he knew his theory made no sense."
Cause that theory isn't even a theory. It's not close to being considered a hypothesis. Just another bullshit thing that was pulled out of your ass.
"I've been talking to this Atheist. I explained to him what he believed."
Wouldn't it have been easier just to ask him what he believed?
"I said, "you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?""
Did he then explain to you what a straw man argument is, or was he too busy laughing his ass off?
"the more i talked to him, the more he knew his theory made no sense.
Its a work in progress, but I hope to talk him into it"
Good luck with that. You'll need it.
I've been talking to this Atheist. I explained to him what he believed
Arrogant ass. Now let me tell you what YOU believe. You believe a bunch of nonsense fairy tales that go against common sense, logic, reason, and science. You reject everything that's real in favor of things that are not real. You have a morality that would make Pol Pot go "What the FUCK?" You accept evil for good, and good for evil. You have the most backward's philosophy of any other group on earth. And you're indoctrinated and brainwashed to think that fairy tale book you believe in has all the answers. You belong to a cult, nothing more. That book, besides being full of lies, has safeguards to make sure that the gullible stay that way. And you, without any thought at all, gladly accept this ignorance without putting the first thought into what you believe or why you believe it. You are to be pitied more than anyone else on earth. You're pathetic, ignorant, illogical, and you ENJOY this state of mind that is slightly more than rock slime. You deserve any punishment that comes your way. STFU and DIAF.
"you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?"
If evolution worked that way then yes we could belive that.
Stone soup sounds much more tasty though.
You will need:
* 3-4 cans vegetable broth (or make your own)
Place a stone in a soup pot
saute the garlic, onion, green pepper, celery and carrots until the onion is tender
add broth
add potatoes and squashes
bring to a boil and add the remaining ingredients (if you are using fresh veggies you can add them all at the same time.....canned/frozen will turn mushy if added too soon though)
cook over medium-low heat until veggies are tender.
scoop out the stone.......serve with parmesan cheese on top
"I've been talking to this Atheist. I explained to him what he believed."
Well, that's the height of arrogance, you a**hat.
It doesn't make less sense than Christianity, it makes more sense. Of course, that is not what most atheists believe, but if one were to actually believe that, it would still make more sense than your story about your fantasy God.
I suspect the more your talked the less interested he was in talking with you.
If one needs to be "talked into it," it's probably not worth one's consideration.
I've been talking to this fundie. I explained to him what he believed. I said, "you believe you came from nothing by magic, and somebody created you out of dirt and made a woman out of some guy's rib. How does that make more sense than evolution?"
@HoJuSimpson, @ Thinking Allowed,
Well that sounds tasty. But for some reason I don't think he was talking about that rock soup. I suppose the billions of years of Evolution & fossil evidence of said Evolution all amounts to "rock soup" in a Fundie brain.
"I've been talking to this Atheist. I explained to him what he believed."
This atheist either doesn't exist or has the patience of s saint. I know I would never sit and listen to some idiot telling me what I believe (and getting it horribly wrong).
"I said, 'you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?'"
I'm having a hard time telling which is which but I think you're talking about the big bang and evolution. That description is absolutely laughable, more evidence that this atheist of yours may not be real.
"Its a work in progress, but I hope to talk him into it"
Is it bad that I thought this had a vaguely sexual undertone?
"you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?"
As opposed to you who believes that you are created from a dirt man and a rib woman?
Because blowing up the nose of a clay statue makes so much more sense.
I'll take rock soup, provided straw men are not defining it. Thanks.
Christianity requires the existence of an unprovable, beginningless being with infinite power and knowledge, who's existence seems to revolve around his own creation (more specifically, humanity). That is why Christianity makes less sense.
You told him what HE believes?
Liar
Just because it works that way with you, does not mean that everyone gets told what to believe in.
liar. presumptuous liar. you don't have the ability, nor the right to "tell" people what they believe, or think. the arrogance is strong with this one.
BTW, rock soup?!? WTF are you people on?????
"you came from Rock soup"
And yet we're expected to believe that we were formed from 'dust', with life breathed into us from this 'God'?! Oh, the irony. Servant of Jesus (more like Sheeple of Fundyism, amirite?), if you want to know why we don't accept the bullshit from you & your ilk, nor that filthy book of LIES, consider this:
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"I've been talking to this Atheist. I explained to him what he believed."
Perhaps you should stop telling people what they believe and let them tell you what they believe, after all the only person who actually knows what he believes is himself, perhaps you should listen to what people believe rather than deciding for them.
"I said, "you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?""
Again you should let hm tell you what he believes first instead of telling him that he believes in a strawman.
"the more i talked to him, the more he knew his theory made no sense."
He probably knew it made no sense from the beginning and realised it was a silly strw man, also it's not his theory yours, you are the one who has made it up.
"Its a work in progress, but I hope to talk him into it"
Yes go on continue to behave like an arrogant prick who feels like he can tell people what they believe. I'm sure that will help loads you convert loads of atheists such as they guy you have been talking with to christianity.
Instead you beleive the sky pixie made people in six days.
Tough, this "Talking" sounds like lying for Jeebus.
Rock=solid.
You fail.
Don't Creationists believe we came from Rock Soup, or at least clay? Kaolinite is a clay mineral, a silicate. Like all clays, it releases water when heated. Sounds like a rock (or mineral)soup to me.
"Its a work in progress, but I hope to talk him into it"
Now that Darwinius masillae has been discovered, the biological/evolutionary gap has been filled, and the LHC will soon do what it's designed to do, your 'progress' will be several billion steps backwards (i.e. you'll be wasting your time), but that's what happened to us in the Dark Ages:
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And all thanks to religion. I've heard it all before many times from idiots like you, and it's never worked. Empirical Evidence >>>>> 'Faith'. As has been happening since the Renaissance. But then, that's what happens when gaps are filled.
-I said, "you believe you came from Rock soup, and the universe created you. How does that make less sense than Christianity?"-
-the more i talked to him, the more he knew his theory made no sense. -
If you check out Servant of Jesus's Y!A Profile, it's even more hilarious!
"Everything I am belongs to Yahweh. I live only to serve him. I take care of my body, as it is a temple for HIM.
I am a Y.E.C. (young Earth creationist) and I am in College for my Bachelor of Science."
My guess is you attend Liberty University?
"I've been talking to this Atheist. HE explained to ME what he believed.
HE said, "I believe that whatever we came from, it was most likely not an angry, invisible bearded man in sandals. Christianity just makes no sense to me and I can't force myself believe something, no matter how much religious people say I can and should."
the more i talked to him, the more I started to THINK about and question my own beliefs.
Its a work in progress, but I hope to LEARN more about this world I live in."
Compare this to the original. Which version is more respectable?
Hey SoJ, how would you feel if I started to explain to you what you believe?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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