Do you really think when you go before Jesus and tell Him that you did not believe in Him because of some book Dawkins wrote? Or what you read on the internet?
Jesus isn't impressed with you. This may be your main problem with Christ. He isn't impressed with you and you make your life up of impressing people and having people address you by your accomplishments and actions. Your works are as wretched rags to Christ.
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Apparently John 3:16 isn't in xceptionalguysd's Bible. That part about God so loving the world -- y'know, everyone in it -- has been replaced with God only loving the Real True Christians(TM). Oh yeah, and no fatties allowed, either.
Do you really think when you go before Jesus and tell Him that you did not believe in Him because of some book Dawkins wrote?
you make your life up of impressing people and having people address you by your accomplishments and actions. Do you really think when you go before Jesus and tell Him that you did not believe in Him because of some book Dawkins wrote? Or what you read on the internet?
How about if you died and found out that Joe Pesci was god? Do you think he'd be impressed that you didn't believe in him because you read ONE book and listened to some jackass in church?
Jesus isn't impressed with me, because if he ever did exist, he was a man, an he's dead now. If jesus were alive today-he'd be a very sick man! But seriously, your whole religion is a collection of ideas and beliefs that aren't even grounded in fact. so until you can show me that your god is real and true, I'm sticking with Joe.
"Do you really think when you go before Jesus and tell Him that you did not believe in Him because of some book Dawkins wrote? Or what you read on the internet?"I was an atheist before I could read or knew the internet or Dawkins existed. Hell, I was an atheist before I knew what the word atheist meant. And it is kinda stupid to threaten an atheist with Jesus, considering we don't believe he will be there to judge us.
"you make your life up of impressing people"
Funny, coming form the guy who just told me I should impress Jesus.
"Your works are as wretched rags to Christ."
As I told you before, I don't believe in Christ, therefore I care about what he thinks pretty much the same that I care about what the Dark Lord Sauron thinks.
Your works are as wretched rags to Christ.
well, he is omnibenevolent and most certainly omniscient. so, he knows how I reasoned myself into this view on his existence. I also doubt whether he will be very insulted by people not believing in him. y'know, given the omnibenevolence and omnipotence and stuff.
The achievements accomplished through evolutionary theory have included huge benefits in medicine and agriculture, which have saved and improved the quality of countless lives. If Jesus is unimpressed by these achievements, it is clearly because he is jealous because he couldn't be of any assistance to them.
“Do you really think when you go before Jesus and tell Him that you did not believe in Him because of some book Dawkins wrote? Or what you read on the internet?”
“Jesus isn't impressed with you.”
“This may be your main problem with Christ. He isn't impressed with you”
“and you make your life up of impressing people and having people address you by your accomplishments and actions.”
“Your works are as wretched rags to Christ.”
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