The Torah says that homosexual practice is an abomination, and those found guilty should be killed. Killed until they DIE! Of course you need eidim and hasraah etc, but ultimately if all the technicalities are okay, you kill them! You take them out to the field and you throw heavy rocks at them until they DIE. You crush their skulls or their bodies and they die a horrible and painful death! Doesn't matter if it's your father, your brother, your son, or your partner. They MUST DIE!!! I guess it serves them right for being gay. It's a shame.
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Yes, make sure you kill until they die. If you stop prematurely, you might kill them until they become unicorns.
And that's why your group is one of the smallest religions in the world.
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Killed until they DIE!
"Doesn't matter if it's your father, your brother, your son, or your partner ."
"Killed until they DIE!"Oh, no, not that much dead. Just a litle more dead than not being alive, but not until they die, surely.
If you have a partner you're probably gay too, so the best way to stone yourself is to throw big rocks up into the air and try to get under them while they're falling. Remember to use enough rocks, if not you won't kill yourself until you die, merely killing yourself stupid won't work.
Ok, let´s do it fully. Let´s kill you for eating lobster, working on Saturday or being a non-virgin bride. Let´s do it for bedding another man´s wife or disobeying your parents, or worse, when your parents think you´re not a good boy. YEAHHH, the problem is that it was written 5000 years ago.
Yes. Killed. Killed until they DIE!
This is gold, seriously. It seems sort of like a Poe because it's so ridiculous, though.
I say Poe. he acknowledged that there are criteria to be met, and gave a "fuck it" tothem.
Plus the "KILLED UNTIL THEY DIE" just reeks of parody.
Is there any other kind of killing other then killing until they die?
Also, Jewish fundie is refreshing.
Sorry to say, but this screams "parody" to me. So, in light of that, I'll take it as a joke until my claim is proven otherwise.
He will kill you so hard you will die to death.
He will KICK YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
(With apologies to Cyanide and Happiness)
"The Torah says that homosexual practice is an abomination(like shrimp) , and those found guilty should be killed. Killed until they DIE! (as opposed to killed until they're a little sore) Of course you need eidim and hasraah etc, but ultimately if all the technicalities are okay, you kill them! (it's important to stick to the basics. it's the killing that's important) You take them out to the field and you throw heavy rocks at them until they DIE. You crush their skulls or their bodies and they die a horrible and painful death! Doesn't matter if it's your father, your brother, your son, or your partner. They MUST DIE!!!(because god wants to torture His children by making them kill their loved ones) I guess it serves them right for being gay. (because it's their fault. they picked the wrong genetics) It's a shame. (but saying "too bad" makes me seem nice)
The Torah says that homosexual practice is an abomination, and those found guilty should be killed.
Killed until they DIE!
Of course you need eidim and hasraah etc, but ultimately if all the technicalities are okay, you kill them! You take them out to the field and you throw heavy rocks at them until they DIE. You crush their skulls or their bodies and they die a horrible and painful death! Doesn't matter if it's your father, your brother, your son, or your partner. They MUST DIE!!!
I guess it serves them right for being gay. It's a shame.
I like a lot of things about religions, even if I am strongly atheist.
I definitely think that love isn't a matter of religion. Because every christian tell you that homosexuality is a matter of sexuality. It isn't.
Is that a shame? Do those little cute boys deserve to have their skulls crushed? Sincerely ? Would you throw heavy rocks at two scouts just because they are in love?
If you would, I think you are the one who should be ashamed.
“…should be killed. Killed until they DIE!”
“(skipping the homicidal fantasies) They MUST DIE!!! I guess it serves them right for being gay.”
“It's a shame.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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