lol I am so done taking science, yessss! 
 
        
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                So, which theory was it that you "can't believe" they are teaching in school?  The germ theory of disease?  The theory of gravity?  Statistical theory?
 
        
            
                
                Theories are important, idiot. Without scientific theories, you wouldn't have a computer. Without military theories, you wouldn't have the Internet. Without religious theories...the world would be a better place.
 
        
            
        
            
                
                And science teachers everywhere are probably glad you are done.
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                To me God is like the villain from computer games or movies. They do all kinds of stupid stuff to ensure their own downfall. Send weak guys to be killed, place the one thing that can destroy you behind a forcefield and give every grunt the keycard, ignore the hero because he can't hurt you anyways and plans that are doomed to fail even by 5 year olds logic. 
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                >>To me, the biggest argument against an omnipotent god is the belief in the devil. No self-respecting omnipotent god would tolerate such a being and allow it to continue debasing creation. <<
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                 My impressionable christian friend is taking so many science courses and she is in grade 11 so I'm worried she'll be convinced. 
Oh, yes, she is becoming convinced...MBWAaaahahahahahahahahahaa. First it was the books. BOOKS! Plural, not just one book. Then it was a whole library. Not liberry. Soon she will develop what we call "Ownmind", and after that - well - she may be a rock whispering shaman with the rest of us death stalinists and liberal workers of iniquity, worshiping at our Alter Of Darwin, and all our base are own you. Mwaaaaahahahahaha. Hail Chuck!!!
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                "lol I am so done taking science, yessss!"
Good, one less person to compete with when I go to finish my degree. No, you may NOT have your spot on the waiting list back!
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                "lol I am so done taking science, yessss!"
And we'll be sure they take that into consideration the next time you need any medical help!  Only medicine and medical procedures known 2000 years ago will be used.
 
        
        
     
    
    
    
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