Gay Marriage...NO
Gay Adoption....NO
Gay Acceptance....NO
Gay Tolerance.....no way to get rid of them is there
Homosexuality is not normal, we need to find out what causes it for sure and erradicate that. I blame the acceptance crowd in part and the public school systems. I also blame society's acceptance of "sex sells". You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion. Even video games are full of it these days.
Our society is prodicing little hornballs that are determined to "get it" anywhere it's available...thats where these kids are coming from that are claiming bi-sexuality. Commercialism of sex needs to be stopped.
I don't see the problem with discussion of the topic on a conservative forum either....how are matters to be dealt with by not discussing them. A failure to communicate helps no one.
Edit:
Also homosexuals should NOT be allowed within talking distance of children. No teachers positions at all, period. They don't reproduce...they recruit.
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If the entire thesis of your argument is that homosexuality is not normal, you really don't have much of an argument, do you? Here's some other things that we might do that aren't normal:
Typing
Eating foods laden with preservatives
Living past age 50 or so
Wearing underwear
Crop rotation
"They don't reproduce...they recruit."
Then who recruited the first gay people in our society? If people only become gay by "recruiting" others, then clearly someone must have come up with the idea of making his friends gay just for laughs.
Odd. I had a gay French teacher in high school back in 1961, and that didn't give me the slightest urge to have sex with those of my own gender. As for little hornballs, they have been all over the world, all over time. It's called puberty.
"Homosexuality is not normal, we need to find out what causes it for sure and erradicate that."
If it's genetic, the obvious solution is to abort fetuses with the gay genes.
*fundie head explodes*
It could also be caused by hormone mimicing chemicals in polution contaminating the environment. The obvious solution is regulations preventing the release of these chemicals by industry.
*fundies head explodes again*
School programs should be mandated by government teaching children how immoral and unhealthy homosexuality is.
*Fundies head explodes again*
"Commercialism of sex needs to be stopped."
- Ah, but sex sells, and anything that sells is good for business according to conservative dogma. What have you got against business you commie-hippie-socialist-Stalanist liberal?!?
I also blame society's acceptance of "sex sells". You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion.
Except, you know, that the vast majority of sex on TV is heterosexual. I don't get how this turns people gay.
@Mister Spak
"School programs should be mandated by government teaching children how immoral and unhealthy homosexuality is.
*Fundies head explodes again* "
Actually, I think they'd be all in favor of this. They claim to want government out of people's lives until it's something they want to force upon everyone else.
If gays could recruit, I'd be gay. If gay-ness was a choice, I'd be gay. I'd rather be gay than have to deal with women. But no matter how much I wish, I'm still not gay. And why is that? because I can't DECIDE to be attracted to men. I still find them aesthetically repugnant.
Homosexuals do not recruit. Any statement to the contrary is the usual bullshit laden conservative Christian retarded rant. Children are at greater risk of sexual exploitation from heterosexual relatives.
In short, fuck you, you insufferable asshole.
"You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion."
Oh? Have you ever seen EUROPEAN TV aka Full Frontal Theater?! (assuming this guy's American). American TV pretty much censors & pixelates everything! People had freakouts over Janet Jackson's Super Bowl boob-flash & "NYPD Blue" butt-shots! We're prudes, here! Cable Movie stations are the exception of course.
"Our society is prodicing little hornballs that are determined to "get it" anywhere it's available"
Take it up with "The Big Guy" for that one! It's called HORMONES! It's been that way since there have been people. As the Book of Ecclesiastes states, "There is nothing new under the sun". Teen sex, unwed parents, school shootings, gangs, thuggery, etc. have been happening in some form or another for EONS!
"I also blame society's acceptance of 'sex sells'. You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion. Even video games are full of it these days."
Which makes people gay, how again?
"Our society is prodicing little hornballs that are determined to 'get it' anywhere it's available...thats where these kids are coming from that are claiming bi-sexuality."
Ah. I see. You're confused. You think that because you, personally, would jump on anybody near by--same gender or not--that everyone would. It doesn't work that way for most people.
"Also homosexuals should NOT be allowed within talking distance of children. No teachers positions at all, period. They don't reproduce...they recruit."
I'll bet you've been "recruited" once or twice yourself, huh?
{Gay Marriage...NO
Gay Adoption....NO
Gay Acceptance....NO
Gay Tolerance.....no way to get rid of them is there }
Well, I see where 'Party of No' comes from...
No ideas, no enlightened thoughts, just bigotry.
{Also homosexuals should NOT be allowed within talking distance of children. No teachers positions at all, period. They don't reproduce...they recruit. }
Aww. Why don't you go die in a fire.
So TV and video games being full of scantily clad women is turning kids gay? That doesn't even begin to make sense.
Also, shut up about this gay recruitment nonsense.
They don't reproduce
Nope. But it's the straights that keep popping out all of those gay people. Ban straight marriage until straight people get their act together.
they recruit
If you can be "recruited" into being gay then you're not straight. If you think that's even remotely possible then you're bisexual at the very least if not full-blown closeted gay.
> I blame the acceptance crowd in part and the public school systems. I also blame society's acceptance of "sex sells". You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion. Even video games are full of it these days.
In other words: "Everything that is wrong with the society these days is the fault of everything else that is wrong with the society these days!"
> I don't see the problem with discussion of the topic on a conservative forum either....how are matters to be dealt with by not discussing them. A failure to communicate helps no one.
And somehow, I doubt you'd be listening to any reason.
> Conservative Heros, Conservative's Forum
Grammar-faulty poster in a grammar-faulty forums. Right.
Fool me once, shame on me...
Ignoring the rest of that bullshit, which we've all heard a million times, let's focus on that last bit.
"They don't reproduce...they recruit."
[citation needed]. And it's "heroes", not "heros", dumbass. You spelled "Conservative" correctly, so why the fuck stop there?
Homosexuality is not normal, we need to find out what causes it for sure and erradicate that.
Best way to do that in order to reduce the chance is kill off any child-bearing women. Of course the downside of it would be killing of the human race.
@Doubting Thomas:
It's the same with the other two. They won't consider a politically incorrect idea unless its the obvious solution to a fundie problem.
The trick is to quote the fundies description of the solution exactly when using it as a solution to a real problem ie "School programs should be mandated by government teaching children anti gay bigotry is immoral and destructive" or "If it's genetic, the obvious solution is to abort fetuses with the criminal genes."
The head explosions that follow are entertaining as hell, though you'll probably have to around the circle a few times until the fundie realises what's going on. Sometimes they never catch on, but that's entertaining for the audience.
Even if the fundie bites the bullet and says government indoctrination in schools should be illegal except for my indoctrination you can just start another merry-go-round and say exactly the same words back.
Keep upping the hate and you will be severely disappointed in the future.
Also, learn how to spell HEROES.
Some of us do reproduce. My ex's father was gay, but he had two daughters with her mother before he came out. The sister is, as far as we know, straight as can be.
And the rest of us? The straight people reproduce /for/ us. We don't need to recruit anyone, nor is it possible to do so.
Homosexuality is _NOT_ pedophilia, part N+1 ...
Edit: and why is it that these people seem to forget the lesbians?
You act as if gay people are a different species. If that were the case, such discriminatory policies might have some merit (key word, MIGHT), but seeing as they are not a different species, your argument is full of shit.
The_L
"They don't reproduce...they recruit."
Then who recruited the first gay people in our society?
Obviously must have been Cain or Able as there were no women around except for mummy Eve but she was too preoccupied with a snake-oil salesman and some apples.
It is not normal yet we need to find its cause. Homos have been around as long as we have had written records, I'd say that is is normal enough to have always been a part of human society.
BTW, Filin DeBlanc...EXCELLENT point!
Gay Marriage...YES
Gay Adoption...YES
Gay Acceptance...YES
Gay Tolerance...YES
Homosexuality is fairly normal; as it can be found in many species, it must serve some natural purpose, right?
We do know about a few factors that increase the likelihood of someone being born gay. The more sons a woman has, the more likely it is that at least one turns out gay. It's almost like Nature sees the possible need for a surrogate father in the future. Let's restrict women to only have two to three sons, OK?
Almost all sex innuendo on TV is heterosexual, stupid.
Sex talk, "irregardless" of orientation, should not be allowed within talking distance of small children. Only when they move into pre-adolecence and pre-puberty, should sexuality be discussed.
What does "prodicing" mean? Pro-dicing? Alea iacta est...
[Homosexuality is not normal, ]
That's your opinion, not a fact.
[I blame the acceptance crowd in part and the public school systems. I also blame society's acceptance of "sex sells". ]
Yeah! How dare they treat gay people like people!
[You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion.]
Most of which are between two straight people.
[Our society is prodicing little hornballs that are determined to "get it" anywhere it's available...thats where these kids are coming from that are claiming bi-sexuality. Commercialism of sex needs to be stopped.]
Bi-sexuals have existed long before sex on television.
[Also homosexuals should NOT be allowed within talking distance of children. No teachers positions at all, period. They don't reproduce...they recruit. ]
If anyone shouldn't be around children it's fundies.
Left-handedness is not normal, we need to find out what causes it for sure and erradicate that. I blame the acceptance crowd in part and the public school systems. I also blame society's acceptance of "ambidexterity". You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit handshaking, inuendo and pistol dualwielding. Even video games are full of it these days.
Our society is prodicing little hornballs that are determined to "hold it" anywhere it's available...thats where these kids are coming from that are claiming ambidexterity. Commercialism of left-handedness needs to be stopped.
Makes just as much sense, by which I mean none at all.
Oh for the love of... Repeat after me: Gays don't 'recruit' straights they hook up with other gays, some of which are deep in the closet or just never fit a flaming stereotype that would have made you identify them as such.
Seriously idiot, are you the type to pester lesbians non-stop to have sex with you? Ever work? Thought not. Now shut your pie hole.
"You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit sexual content, inuendo and suggestion."
A few things on that:
1. If there' nothing good on, stop watching. Read books instead. Although you might catch an education from that...
2. Have you ever read classic literature? Shakespeare? Voltaire? Not to forget all the Greek and Roman stuff? We've been banging each other verbally or on stage for thousands of years.
3. Assuming this guy is American: Watch European television, you see tits and skin everywhere. Americans are rather prudish (except for HBO).
I'm trying to overcome the irony that Christians constantly chant "gays recruit, gays recruit" coupled with the fact that I have had dozens of Christians try to convert me to their religion, yet not a single gay person has ever tried to convert me to homosexuality.
Gays don't need to recruit because:
a) homosexuality is a naturally occurring phenomenon
b) gays just want to live their lives; they don't need to spread their orientation around. Why would they? Do blind people go around poking other people's eyes out?
And frankly, I don't like the "sex sells" attitude much either. It's obnoxious and insults consumers' intelligence. But that has nothing to do with homosexuality - orientation is as much about love and life as it is about sex.
they recruit
When I think of gay, I think of Liberace:
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He definitely recruited. Yes, he recruited cultureless women from the mid-west. The same cultureless women from the mid-west who think gays and lesbians are the spawn of Satan.
Funny.
"Homosexuality is not normal, we need to find out what causes it for sure and erradicate that"
Well....birth order amongst male siblings is an observed cause. Are you saying we disallow anybody from having more than one male child?
Heros? I think you mean, "Gyros". I like mine with a liberal application of tzatziki, so I don't think I'd enjoy your conservative ones... especially if they come with the kind of manure you're dishing up here.
"Gay Tolerance.....no way to get rid of them is there"
No. They're here. They're queer.
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...and with that screename, I'd reconsider if I were you:
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One word: Yaoi. >:D
Holy shit. I looked at the thread on the forum this came from. I don't want to be on this planet any more.
And if I do have to stay here, my partner and I need to upgrade our gun collection.
{They don't reproduce... they recruit}
Well so does the US Army but I don't see you fundies bashing on "God's Chosen Warriors"TM over that mechanism now do I?
All gay people and bisexual people want is a normal life with the same rights as every other human being on this planet. They want to marry just as you can. They want to adopt just as you can. They want rights just as you have. It makes no difference what kind of partner they choose they just want the one they pick to be recognized as their legal loving spouse just as the straight people get to.
If you belligerent ignorant gay bashing hateful Bible thumpers would just leave them alone to their rights and turn the other cheek (as your Holy Book suggests all the time) then you wouldn't have to care so much sticking your snobby noses in someone else' business and they could live peaceful lives without having to worry about people like you bashing thrashing and holding them back from what they deserve and want.
Which is equal rights under the constitution of the United States of America and last I checked those rights according to your ilk are "God given rights and this is God's country" so if that is the case then I am sure your God won't mind if the gay people get their rights and the Constitution backing them up. Stupid homophobic asshole. >:(
If you can marry a woman then a woman should be able to marry a woman. If you can marry a man then a man should be able to marry a man. That would be 100% EQUALITY and that is what they want and deserve. I am most positive that if God is a sane and loving god He won't mind a bit giving fairness and equality to all. It's only you acting as God's mouth piece and quoting the Bible with inane unclear passages about this subject that spreads all the hate and fear among your kind and others NOT GOD. Just YOU and your idiocy and homophobia of people who live and love differently then you do!
Left-handers Marriage...NO
Left-handers Adoption....NO
Left-handers Acceptance....NO
Left-handers Tolerance.....no way to get rid of them is there
Left-handedness is not normal, we need to find out what causes it for sure and erradicate that. I blame the acceptance crowd in part and the public school systems. I also blame society's acceptance of "selling products for Left-handers". You can't hardly watch anything on TV without explicit handedness content, inuendo and suggestion. Even video games are full of it these days.
Our society is producing little hornballs that are determined to "get it" anywhere it's available...thats where these kids are coming from that are claiming ambidextrousness. Commercialism of handedness needs to be stopped.
I don't see the problem with discussion of the topic on a conservative forum either....how are matters to be dealt with by not discussing them. A failure to communicate helps no one.
Edit:
Also left-handers should NOT be allowed within talking distance of children. No teachers positions at all, period. They don't reproduce...they recruit.
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Substituting one subject for another is a good way of delineating the logic of your propositions. Unsurprisingly, yours don't hold up well.
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